by flupdates March 09, 2020
An attorney who accepts food as payment for legal services and counsel, especially home-cooked meals. Normally, attorneys will bill clients for legal advice and services provided during lunch even if the client cooks and/or pays for the entire meal.
by pasta_attorney_client February 14, 2013
The act of trying to save one's relationship by "spicin it up".
Step 1: Lather hot sauce on any type of pasta noodles
Step 2: Toss the noodles until all of them are saturated with hot sauce.
Step 3: Insert the pasta into your partner's anus.
Step 4: Have the opposing partner eat the pasta out of one's asshole
The end result will connect the two individuals on a sensual level while also satisfying one's hunger.
Step 1: Lather hot sauce on any type of pasta noodles
Step 2: Toss the noodles until all of them are saturated with hot sauce.
Step 3: Insert the pasta into your partner's anus.
Step 4: Have the opposing partner eat the pasta out of one's asshole
The end result will connect the two individuals on a sensual level while also satisfying one's hunger.
Bro 1: "Yo man, my chick and I eat some spicy pasta last night in bed!"
Bro 2: "Damn son you two are kinky as shit!"
Bro 2: "Damn son you two are kinky as shit!"
by TheSpiceiNNNator February 18, 2017
A simple way to test how loose or tight an anus is. Simply stick as many pieces of dry pasta in the anus as you can without breaking any. Anything over 30 is usually a fail. Use angel hair if your really picky
Mark: how was fucking that chick last night?
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
Dave: I had to call it off she failed the pasta test
Steve: Damn that sucks
by Batboykidman October 10, 2017
A type of Copy Pasta which often involves deep, philosophical, existential, or emotional elements which, though originally shocking or "awe-inspiring", have become null and boring through being constantly copy-pasted all over the internet.
Deep Pasta, (Noun) Man I saw a comment with a bunch of likes on a YouTube video once which made me think about life you know? Then I scrolled down and saw 15 other people had commented the exact same thing and realized it was just a Deep Pasta.
by DefinitelyNotNoOne December 15, 2016
by Self-Explanitory May 29, 2016
a pasta dish with unrecognisable ingredients normally found in large scale self-service kitchens. can also be applied to road-trip, find cusine or campsite meal planning using any kind of pasta to build a quick meal.
by voster August 09, 2009