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Pink Parasite

Parasitic: Blinded, and invasive to an environment can either grow or sustain an ecosystem or cause havoc.
I'm nothing but a pink Parasite in this City.
by cxp1d December 31, 2024
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Parasite

It’s not just someone who does bad things. It’s someone who feeds on others. Someone who steals lives, safety, innocence — and feels nothing for what it costs. A parasite is a person who stopped being a person the moment they decided someone else’s pain was their right. I don’t hate them… I mourn what they could’ve been. But I won’t let them keep feeding.
"Anyone who is an irredeemable criminal, con-artist, ra*ist, or p3d0, these people are parasites."
by Kaos King of Dreams December 11, 2025
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Parasitic Capacitance

Used as an excuse when practical results from electrical paraphernalia do not match theoretical expectations. Is also used as excuse for general problems.
The math states it should be 5.2 volts. But I am receiving a 512 V reading on multimeter. Must be parasitic capacitance.
by anonymous December 24, 2023
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Parasite

A selfish, opportunistic, pretentious, self server with the ability to charm its victims at best, and coerce its victims at worst to hand over what they want, without giving said victim anything in return. Normally leaving victim destitute, demoralized, and traumatized in the process.

A parasite may have many forms, from butt kissing college student to fascist dictator. Parasites typically turn on the charm to win people over, patiently climb the ladder to success, and then become tyrannical or just leave you for dead and move on to the next victim.

Synonyms: Mooch, Weasel, Hustler, Con Man, Hooker, Professional Victim, Politician
Bernie Madoff was a sociopathic parasite toward his investors. He gained their trust and completely exploited that trust to serve his own selfishness and greed.
by Butterfinger April 1, 2022
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Parasite

basically a person that nobody likes but thinks he/she is the best at basically everything
He’s such a parasite”
by MickeyCraig69 May 9, 2020
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Parasites

Women say it about their own kids are you going to deny their fucking existence and let people steal all their shit?
Hym "Yeah, you know what? Probably. Yeah. You probably would. I wouldn't put it past you. Parasites."
by Hym Iam March 23, 2024
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Podcast Parasite

A person who hangs around in the chat of multiple live podcasts making chat donations to have their comments read live in a way to compensate for their boring pointless lives and/or to attain some sort of validation of their sad lives. They usually want to be made a chat mod so they can silence any viewer/fan that gets more attention from the host than they do, eventually driving off most of the fan base until all that is left is a crowd of sycophants, trolls and internet stalkers.
1. Gary is such a podcast parasite, he actually paid that guy $100 just to be made a chat moderator.
2. Stevie has become such a podcast parasite. He keeps banning people from the chat that are funnier than he is.
by jackburton420 June 25, 2023
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