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The Oxford, PA

Proceeding to give a guy head while in the men's bathroom while the security guard watches intently, drooling, with a hand down his pants and a finger up his bum, and his third leg acting as a kickstand. (May or may not include a camera).
Pastor: What is going on in the bathroom?

Altar Boy: The women's choir is giving the Oxford, PA to the AA group.
The Oxford, PA by Pastor Alan February 14, 2017
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Rachel Oxford 

The Protagonist of 'Future Arcade' she plays keyboard and sings and shes well pretty
Rachel Oxford is totally dating Roxxia Sparks

The Oxford 

verb. To insert both fists, both vaginally and anally simultainusly, followed by suductive jabs in rapid sucession. Not for the faint of heart see double fist
"He fliped me on my stomach, grabbed the Crisco, and slipped me The Oxford till the break of dawn..."
The Oxford by pimpdaddyflash March 5, 2005

Go back to Oxford 

You say GO BACK TO OXFORD to someone who has a yuppy pad in Central London that they stay in off and on, which is now in Tier 2 or 3 covid-19 zone.
Jo Bloggs friend in London via phone: "Are you coming down to visit me in my pad this weekend Jo?"
Jo Bloggs in Cambridge: "How common!!! Just go back to Oxford."
Go back to Oxford by Usebleach October 22, 2020

The Oxford 

An old mans pub, inhabited by losers.
I would never go to The Oxford, what a shit pub.
The Oxford by Pete January 26, 2005

The Oxford Valley mall

The local mall in Buck’s County. At one point it was nice, but has gone extremely downhill in recent years. If you go there today, you will be greeted by empty shelves, dirt, extremely shady looking stores, a stand which sells vapes (and most likely worse drugs), and literal human shit on the floor.
“Do you want to go the Oxford Valley Mall?”
“No, that’s gross!”
“I just pooped in the middle of the mall!!”

Stupid Oxford Jock 

A kid in Oxford who sneaks into gym class, plays sports, and goes to the weight room. Normally they are annoying. Commonly they say “Aye u goin to the weight room?”
Oh my god that senior is such a Stupid Oxford Jock.