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tit clamp

When a very strong, large-tittied female grabs a male by the ears and forces his face between her funbags. She the begins to loudly hum, causing her chest to vigorously vibrate, shaking the man's eyes out and suffocating him.
Yo I hit up dat fat bitch Shaniqua she tit clamped my face. She was so sweaty.
by The tit chugger June 10, 2016
mugGet the tit clampmug.

Clamp Jumper

A man hoe, jumping from clamp to clamp but not to confused by a clamp thief, who steals clamps from coworkers
Bobby went out with Betsy at 6pm after that had drinks with Jo'ann, he is a clamp jumper
by maximillianV December 11, 2017
mugGet the Clamp Jumpermug.

Clamping the Ham

When the vagina gets super tight post orgasm and the male sexual partner cannot reinsert his penis.
“Damn Jacqui, you’re really clamping the ham right now

“Wow I love when she clamps the ham
by Danoman January 4, 2021
mugGet the Clamping the Hammug.

mushroom clamp

A clingy cock hungry slut who's personal hygiene is comparable to that of a tree-dwelling hippy.
I hooked up with this chick last week but she stunk so bad. That mushroom clamp won't give up on trying to fuck but I just can't get past the filth.
by BigDerty June 3, 2016
mugGet the mushroom clampmug.

Clamps

what gets you absolutely locked up on locked up in a game of basketball
Dang every time I try to do something with the ball, this guy just clamps the absolute shit out of me.
by MikeHawkPhat January 21, 2022
mugGet the Clampsmug.

Canine Clamp Legs

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.
I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
mugGet the Canine Clamp Legsmug.

Bitch Clamps

"Hey man, pass me those bitch clamps. I need to change the hoses on this washing machine."
by Trevor Lahey April 15, 2014
mugGet the Bitch Clampsmug.

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