omelette ass

A cross between a bubble butt and a flat butt, shaped like a half moon.

I saw this girl in a bar and told her she had the greatest omelette ass I have ever seen...she took me home!

by Andrew Stephen February 6, 2008

omelet

To passively disregard something.

I should pop you in yo grill fo dat one, but omelet it slide this time.

by Courtney Ponsetto June 13, 2003

Omelette

Omelette is used, (as in Lee Nelson's well good show) to encourage peer pressure. If you state that you are going to do something, such as dropping a meaty steamer on your mate's pillow, and another calls 'Omelette', you must adhere to your initial proposition. Failure to do said task will result in the Omeletted individual having to cook a tasty Omelette for the person who called Omelette.

Person A: "I'm gonna eat a turd sandwich."

Person B: "Omelette."
Person A: "Shit."

by HarryHobnob August 28, 2013

Ovary omelette

An aborted fetus fried in melted goat milk butter on med-high for 8-10 minutes or until crispy. Served best with a side of hash browns and baby seal chips. Delicacy among Urban cannibalistic doctors, or black canadians.

Dr. Brown sure can cook an ovary omelette!

by Typhanee Jawnsun December 5, 2010

algerian omelet

a sexual act, not unlike the "bangladesh bomber", or the "funnel cake", or the "potato salad", or the "shoeless camel", named for the result of the nefarious act.

so youre doing this girl so hard, when you realize youre really hungry. crack an egg in her vag and light up your bunsen burner. apply to vagina. after a few good pounds in her ass, your omelet should pop out. if done correctly this omelet should be in the shape of northern africa.

man, i was so hungry and horny. i just needed an algerian omelet.

by hume 4th 2007 April 30, 2007

the cheese omelet

standard omelet but after you do it, you turn around and cut the cheese right in her face.

(varies on how big a fart; extra cheese, wet cheese,etc.)

I had to go to the bathroom, so instead of giving her the standard omelet, I gave her the cheese omelet with extra cheese

by Rickety Rack December 3, 2007

Monterey Omelet

The woman bends over from a standing position. The man partially chews a raw whole avocado and three raw eggs and a handful of grated swiss cheese. Kneeling behind the woman, the man blows the mixture into her vagina. The two then fuck vigorously, with the man cuming insider her. The woman squats over a frying pan and pushes the mixture out of her vagina. The man cooks the mixture and they share the omelet on a sunny patio with mimosas and fresh fruit.

Wow, I really enjoyed making the Monterey Omelet this morning.

by Chef of the day May 9, 2010