When someone is offended, they feel like a criticized child, although real children are typically criticized 500 times as often and severe; the deep sense of inadequacy and anger you feel about being disciplined, as you sometimes lie in bed playing on the phone and wasting your life, or when you are doing so.
by Porkifiable January 22, 2025
Get the offendedmug. by Thwargle May 18, 2022
Get the Offendationmug. When someone yaps so much they need to be put on a list so people don’t talk to people on that list and die of boredom
by Xa_Bigsquirt December 4, 2024
Get the registered yap offendermug. by ShakeYFX May 13, 2022
Get the Offendnessmug. An individual who can get themselves in trouble, doesn't bother with other people who cause problems, pushes the limits of the ordinary street person who claims to not be a snitch and will now look like a rat as a result of their own behavior doesn't cooperate with police and will resort to a mental health professional to keep their own problems to a minimum.
by bushlight September 28, 2017
Get the Snitch offendermug. *Person 1 searches the word "offended" on Urban Dictionary and sees this*
Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!
*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*
Person 2: You're an idiot.
Person 1: I don't understand ... I choose to be offended now because I don't understand what this means... Like somehow I'm offended by the fact this person assumed my gender even though it's not stated.. how racist!
*Person 1 gets offended during a mental meltdown*
Person 2: You're an idiot.
by steammustachio February 9, 2021
Get the Offendedmug. 