better off

without some1 or something, you or your life will be better

It is usually better off alone.
Everyone would be better off without coke.

by Bai LI September 13, 2007

Vanned Off

In horse racing, a horse is carted away from the track because it couldn't finish the race due to injury and is unable to walk on its own.

For humans:

To be physically carried from a bar or party by friends, bouncers, local authorities, and/or random people because of great intoxication and the inability to walk. Person is then placed into a vehicle and driven away.

To be taken away in a police van from a party, bar, or for general hell raising.

I had to be vanned off last night after drinking 20 shots and passing out on the hotel lobby floor.

by Wedemeyer October 18, 2009

Mong off

When 2 people smoke cones back to back and both try to not mong it before the other person

Lets have a mong off

Greg monged it on his 5th cone, decent mong off

by Mong off January 2, 2022

off the dial

Something so awesome, amazing and unbelievable that it is known as "off the dial!" When something is off the dial it rates beyond what the dial can measure. Sometimes shortened to OTD or even OTFD (off the f*ckin dial).
Must be said with exclamation marks!

Some people may respond with "Dude, you need to recalibrate"

That guy's off the dial!

You did WHAT? You're off the DIAL!

by CTOndracek December 4, 2010

Jacquing off

The act of masturbating while in France or a Francophone country

"Did you bang any hot chicks during study abroad in Paris?"
"Nah man, but I did do a lot of jacquing off"

by bácón March 22, 2022

Peeled off

To run away from something, very quickly, either in escape of violence, or police.

"When I saw that tall nigga comin' after me, I peeled off."

by J-From-Brooklyn September 11, 2009

fake off

to waste a precious time by doing nothing;

he was just sitting there all day only to fake off, that's a shame! he could be somebody if he tried...

by Kasia Dabrowska December 12, 2007