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numpty

"That Ian coulby is a total Numpty"
by tangolf July 8, 2007
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numpte

An inversion of YUPE - Not Upwardly Mobile Plummeting Towards Earth, most often used as a joke or humourous critisism (see BANTER)
by JOE June 25, 2004
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numpty

Most people that drive Nissan Micras, invariably the male numpty wears a hat and fondly recalls bumbling along in his old Allegro.
Woah watch out for that numpty
by Toffer September 2, 2003
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numpty

simon penrose is a numpty
by jasontheargonaut January 18, 2004
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numptilicious

A person or thing thats scrumptious, yumptious and complete and utter numpty! Yet likeable! Term only for endearment, no other uses allowed.
Me! You! We!
by Franny et Simmone (we love you!) September 12, 2003
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Numpties

Plural form of the word numpty. If you collect enough together you can form an SWS UK. When correctly abused they will produce oh oh spaghetti ohs which will result in products being not completely ready.
The numpties have f*@ked it up again!
by Ben September 19, 2003
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Numtard

Just do us a fav...and shut up!
by Shorty July 25, 2004
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