burn notice

Getting dumped by your significant other, usually with no prior indication things were about to end.

"You hanging out with your girl this weekend?"
"Nah, she gave me my burn notice notice a couple days ago."

by Projekt Defektiv January 1, 2009

notiwhore

A notiwhore is someone on facebook who sends you multiple posts, links & tags. They try to drive you crazy keeping up with the adding numbers of notifications.

while trying to enjoy a relaxing night of facebooking, someone is constantly commenting, posting & tagging you. While you are trying to respond, the little red numbers keep multiplying by seemingly millions. It's relentless. You give up, giving in to the battle against the NOTIWHORE!

by lil miss sassy pants February 5, 2010

notification shock

noun
The rapid equilibration which results when, after being disconnected from the internet for an extended period of time, you reconnect and are notified of all of the activity you have since missed

I turned off my phone at noon and, when I turned it back on at midnight, the notification shock hit me like a brick

by intron February 20, 2014

Noticeworthy

A person, place, or thing given credit for setting the standard. Someone, somewhere, or something worthy of notice.

"Yo, Jay's been doing big things; his parties are banging. He's definitely Noticeworthy."

by HailNatalie April 13, 2014

notifvacation

Auto-reply email or notification sent while you are on vacation to people who send you emails or other messages. Usually these people are not only vacation when they receive the notifvacation, so it's a good chance to tell them where you are and how it's much nicer.

I sent Cheryl an email, but got her notifvacation.

by damnscout March 31, 2015

notificaddiction

Compulsive behavior like an addict to open the app on receiving a notification message.

Thanks to messaging apps like WhatsApp and Snapchat, our planet is now suffering from Notificaddiction.

by sagsha March 5, 2017

Notification remorse

That hollow feeling in your chest when you've posted something on social media and when you've returned to it later on you find that you haven't received any likes, comments, smileys or notifications at all. Or if you have - much less than you'd hoped for.

What's up with her? She's suffering from notification remorse. She posted a sexy selfie this morning but only received one like.

by Stivchik April 5, 2017