Knob notching

The practice of scanning the male participants of an office gathering in order to imagine, and score/rate their penis.

She secretly indulged in some Knob notching during the team meeting and decided to award her manager with the highest score of 9/10.

by KJBB February 19, 2009

Notch boy

Like a big dumb bitch, but biggerer and dumberer

You’re such a notch boy Zach brown, you big dumb bitch

by Notchboylover June 19, 2025

Top notch

top notch, another word to replace "amazing"

Sex with her is top notch, my soccer skills are top notch, her vagina is top notch.

by PewPewshots August 31, 2017

Peep the notch

"Peep the notch" is the vaguer derivative of phrases like "peep the gram" or "peep twitter", in which you use to inform people to check out your most recent post on any of your social media accounts. This version of the phrase was popularized by Canadian body builder, @joeys.physique.

Joey: "Peep the notch man!"

by YaBoyDaniel December 7, 2017

Notch Break

Notch Break is an synonym for masturbation.
It was first created after Notch (creator of Minecraft) tweeted about how depressed he was.

Guy 1: Have you read Notch's tweet about how depressed he is? He is a real wanker.
Guy 2: Well whatever I'll make a quick Notch Break now.
Guy 1: Eww, I don't want to know if you jack off.

by Trending new Words October 7, 2016

Notch

Notch means almost like, do it! Or you have to do it!

Her: Im deleting all my social media.

Him: Notch

by Emmachapman190 November 29, 2016

Notch

If a white nigga named tyson is crossing his fingers during a notch kayla can go suck a dick.

I was crossing my fingers fuck your notch

by Tysonmosher May 29, 2018