Kraft Singles

Untasty yellow squares of "pasteurized prepared cheese product" made by Kraft. Commonly used to make sandwiches.
All you have is Kraft Singles? Fuck
by Me ^____________^ April 25, 2009
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Single Ladies

According to Mr. West Dictionary: "one of the best videos of all time"
Yo Taylor, I'm really happy for you, I'll let you finish, but Beyoncé has one of the best videos of all time. One of the best videos of all time! exclaimed Kanye about the Single Ladies video
by C-Pain & Friends June 11, 2010
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single virgin

A character trait that, once revealed, makes horny women hungry for you.
Me: "I'm a single virgin. Always have been."
Random Whore: "Ooh.."
Random whore moves in close.
You know what happens next...
by aman13 July 18, 2010
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Single-threaded

Describing a state where a person's brain can't process information quickly. This is not to say that they are outright stupid, just slower than average. Origin comes from field of computing where threads represent units of processing in a system capable of concurrent processing.
How single-threaded was Brian in that meeting today? He was not keeping up at all.

Totally. Anthony was much better - across everything that was going on. He's one multi-threaded mo-fo.
by Biggus Wheelus April 19, 2011
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single baby

The best damn feeling ever... Although having a significant other is nice single status is great. You're free to do anything with anyone and no one can stop you.
Boy: Hey do you have a boyfriend?<br>
Girl: Nope, I'm single baby!<br>
Boy: Great, let's go up to my room.<br>
Girl: Excellent plan.
by Magnolia-Rae April 12, 2008
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single for life

Do you, take this you to be your lawful single for life?

I do!
by GlazeHer June 19, 2016
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single bagger

Noun. A woman whom is so unattractive that a man should not consider having sexual relations with her unless a brown paper grocery sack is over her head. However, she is not as ugly as a 'Double Bagger' and therefore a man does not need the added protection of the second brown paper grocery sack over his own head.
(Setting is a High School Men's Locker Room)

Guy 1: "Linda is so ugly, She's a double bagger."

Guy 2: "Naw, Linda's real ugly, but she isn't that ugly. You Got to give the Girl some credit! She is only a single bagger!"
by Observer of the Mountain November 20, 2008
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