stupidity pause

That moment where you're still stopped at a green light to wait for any assholes who run the red light to clear the intersection and/or could potentially hit you

I had to take a stupidity pause today at a green light because I thought some dickhole was going to run the red light

by redhead0630 February 24, 2014

millennial pause

when someone (specifically a millennial) starts recording, freezes for a second to make sure its recording, and then continue what they were doing. kinda like when your watching the news and it flips the camera to a news reporter overseas or something and they kind of just stand there for an awkward few seconds and then start talking.

*a video on tiktok*
"(few seconds of silence)...hey guys! so today we are going to (blah blah blah)"
*the comment section*
"lmfao not the millennial pause"

by englishgenius January 14, 2024

pause frustration

The frustration one feels when watching a film at a movie theater, as one can't pause it.

Movies? Nah, I'll pass. I'll just get pause frustration.

by anonymous January 20, 2023

Pause the game

Your mom intentionally trying to sabotage your perfect bedwars experience

Me: break 6 beds and going to break last one to do the perfect game
My mom: pause the game and do the dish!

by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022

Pause

Alberto

“Cum higher” - pause

by Worrrdage December 30, 2021

laptop pause

The laptop pause is when you are going to turn on your laptop in a public area and hesitate to remember if you left anything embarrassing open the night before.

I had to buy another computer for work only so I wouldn't have to do the laptop pause.

by intended pun May 31, 2018

Paused-whore

Pronounced •Pore•zed•horr•

Someone who stares at only doors with their mouth agape, waiting for literally anyone to walk in - seemingly because they are in desperate need of entertainment

I bored Harry out of his mind so badly he became a paused-whore

by Slippers January 21, 2025