Neil Diamond

The only performer that can get a group of any people on their feet and dancing. A musician never trained classically and still manages to write great music.

Neil Diamond's Hello Again and Sweet Caroline KICK MOTHA FUCKIN ASS!

by yo928 September 14, 2010

Nelissa

A very pretty girl. She's very smart and is amazing at singing, she also loves dancing and learning new languages. She is very tall and skinny but is stronger than you think. She's just a badass overall.

OMG SHE IS SUCH A NELISSA!

by oofpoop June 1, 2018

nine inch nails

1. 9 nails that are an inch in length

2. An insignificant quantity of nails that are uniformly 9 inches of length

3. A phrase describing what an entity named 'nine inch' does.

4. trent reznor (a.k.a. God)

I have a handful of nine inch nails.

by lingojac March 9, 2009

Shaquille O'Neil Disease

A horribly debilitating birth defect where a person who is of very large stature has an average sized penis. The problem is that the average sized penis looks tiny compared to the persons huge body.

Girl: Damn you have a small dick
Guy: Bitch! its 8 1/2 inches long. I'm 6'8" it just looks small.
Girl: Sorry I didn't realize you were afflicted with Shaquille O'Neil Disease.

by Patient zero July 29, 2008

Neil Haislip

a Neil Haislip is when a person comes from behind to steal a trophy from an unsuspecting d-bag, then make sweet love to the girlfriend/wife of the aforementioned d-bag.

Yo, I really Neil Haisliped that bag o' tools.

by trillallday December 11, 2010

The Neil Buie

anytime you think it necessary to defecate on a womans face and then proceed to make out with said woman

I gave my wife The Neil Buie and came down with every disease know to man kind.

by lil J styles November 30, 2011

Dark green nails

If she has dark green nails she has a phat ass.

Did you see Jolie all I saw was dark green nails.

by Gorge of the jungle January 11, 2021