a rowdy night of throwing up voilently, fighting friends, fighting cops, taking off your clothes, disappearing randomly, setting things on fire, random unprotected sex with people and/or animals, club hopping, doing drugs, urinating in strange or public places, having no fear, loss of consideration for your own well being or the well being for others, killing hookers, walking untold miles, etc. all due to being under the influence of jagermeister. the things you do on a jager night are usually told to you the following day if you are located and not in prison for numerous charges. you may also be able to avoid your sentencing by telling the judge that it was a jager night.
judge: "what do you have to say about your charges of vandalism, sodomy, three counts of manslaughter, robbery at gunpoint, grand theft auto... the list goes on and on..."
plantiff: "your honor... all i have to say for myself is that last night was one helll of a jager night."
judge: "why the hell didnt you say that in the first place!? not guilty! case closed! get this man out of my courtroom."
plantiff: "your honor... all i have to say for myself is that last night was one helll of a jager night."
judge: "why the hell didnt you say that in the first place!? not guilty! case closed! get this man out of my courtroom."
by steve_insane August 5, 2008
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The physical and/or mental state in the very late hours where you are tired and not in control or just not caring about what you say or do. Easily avoided by going to sleep or drinking excess amounts of high caffine products.
Last night John was speaking nonsense about some magic unicorn steal his lucky charms??!
Oh he musta had a night high...he shouldnt stay up so late.
Oh he musta had a night high...he shouldnt stay up so late.
by SHADY225 June 2, 2009
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First mentioned on Joe Santagato’s podcast The Basement Yard. Night Course was made up by Joe’s friends Danny and Ahmed.
First mentioned on Joe Santagato’s podcast The Basement Yard. Night Course was made up by Joe’s friends Danny and Ahmed.
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