A plate of Fritos that has been coated by a blast of diarrhea. Originated in the Dallas/Fort Worth area as a practical joke -- "Hey, want to come over to my place for some nachos?" -- and has now become a generic term for unappetizing food or a bad situation in general.
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Man, Brandon went to town on Tinder last night - he was so wasted slingin his best lines at the girls -always closing with his "At least I don't have Herpes. Let's get nachos." line to seal the deal. For every 10 girls he asked to get nachos with there's always one sloppy chubber who is DFN (Down for Nachos) at 330 am. He always finds his Herpes No, Nachos Yes girl.
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While having sexual intercourse, the male puts tortilla chips on the female's chest. The male then busts a nut on her chest, sprinkling the cum to make the "cheese" all over the chips. Then the male takes a shit on the chest of the female on top of the chips to give it the "chili" part. The male then grabs an oven mitt and smashes the chips cum and shit together to make the nachos. The male then proceeds to titty fuck the female.
While having sexual intercourse, the male puts tortilla chips on the female's chest. The male then busts a nut on her chest, sprinkling the cum to make the "cheese" all over the chips. Then the male takes a shit on the chest of the female on top of the chips to give it the "chili" part. The male then grabs an oven mitt and smashes the chips cum and shit together to make the nachos. The male then proceeds to titty fuck the female.
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