Nap with benefits

To engage in autoerotic stimulation before a nap, often to induce a deeper state of sleep.

Jack was done with class for the day and his roommate was out of town, so he took a nap with benefits. Wake him up for dinner.

by Daniel V August 31, 2007

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Nap Buzz

The euphoric state between waking and sleeping that's lost if you don't get back to bed quickly enough.

Walking between couch and bed: "Don't talk to me, you'll kill my nap buzz"

Or

Thinking: "If this piss takes any longer, I'll lose my nap buzz"

by WhiteSoul March 25, 2009

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Nap Sandwich

When your so poor and you have no food, you choose to have a nap over being so insatiably hungry.

I wish my family had some food, I'm so hungry, I think I need to have a nap sandwich.

by dcmcgill February 9, 2009

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nap drunk

The inability to perform tasks or carry on coherent conversations after waking up from a nap

After sleeping the afternoon away, Holly was too nap drunk to do her homework.

by DixieAQHA February 18, 2009

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Nap wood

Nap wood derives from the word morning wood. It means when you take a nap and you wake up, you have a woody. It's common during class.

Dude 1: I got nap wood man
Dude 2: I hope the bell doesn't ring or you're going to be late for your next class.

by Aaron M. April 26, 2005

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A temporary disruption of bodily rhythms caused by a not so refreshing nap. You'll find yourself in a state that holds the middle between sleeping and being awake.

Effects such as drowsiness, disorientation, confusion, nausea, feeling crappy and looking particularly cute are not unheard of. To date there is no known cure for nap lag.

Melissa: "hi"
Mark: "hi! how was your power nap?"
Melissa: "not too great, i'm suffering from nap lag.. :("
Mark: "oh noes!1 :O!"

by Just a tad anonymous March 10, 2008

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