combat nap

That 5 - 10 minute nap that you have to take when your body is completely exhausted and your mind is over stressed. Happens if you want it or not, and you usually wake up feeling like you've had a full night's rest.

Joe pulled watch on my post so I could grab a combat nap.

by stikjock September 7, 2007

Fap Nap

After self or mutual masturbation (fap), one takes a voluntary or accidental nap.

Sorry I'm late for the presentation of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's $6.9 million dollar addition for Modern Art and Media Communication, I had an awesome wank and really needed a fap nap.

by DeMoNYC October 17, 2010

nap time

A time when married people with kids are supposed to have sex

Hey babe its nap time

by zackmonkey December 26, 2016

slap-nap

Masturbation until passing out or falling asleep. The most pleasurable of mid day activities, except when your girlfriend lets you have anal.

With no class and his roommate at a phych exam, Nate indulged himself with a slap-nap.

by ryyyyan123456 March 7, 2008

Jerk Nap

Masturbation, followed by a power nap. Also known as "Hollywood Nap."

Brian came back to the campfire after a 25 minute jerk nap in his tent.

by Lord Graysac June 30, 2008

Tac Nap

The art of having a tactical nap before a massive night out

James: Dude you ready for tonight?
Michael: Yeah I just had a fucking sweet tac nap

by Ryanman101 February 22, 2012

Granny Nap

When a person reaches age of 30 and feels inclined to take uncontrollable naps throghout the day. may also be linked to urinary incontinence.

I texted hayley ages ago, she must be having a granny nap the old bat.

by Sergeant-bathes-donkeys January 6, 2012