Let my balls breath

When someone is giving you a hard time or is giving you a lot of work to do

Jenny that bitch is making me do a lot of things for her, can't she at least let my balls breath

by fruityfresh69420cringeattack October 13, 2017

Defrag my ball drive

Watching short snippets of good porn / hot tottie videos throughout the day in order to 'top up' or refill your ball sack in preparation for a 'Peter North' style session later that night

Been watching a few Jess Greenberg vids on YouTube today to defrag my ball drive. Gonna glaze the missus tonight !

by funkysi2006 September 05, 2014

Trippin' my balls off

Confused to the point of bewilderment or a feeling of reverential respect mixed with fear or wonder (in awe)

Brooks: Yo dude, wassup?
Me: Dude, holy shit, you're trippin' my balls off!
Brooks: Alright, huhuhuhuhuuuhehehahahaha!

by Mance May 13, 2005

all up on my balls

Up in someone's business, getting on someone's case, harping on someone, aggressively invasive or pursuant. Can be used to mean a woman whose aggressively pursuing a man. Can also be said all over my balls or just on my balls, or in terms of get off my balls or get off my back

My landlord was all up on my balls for the rent this month, dude needs to chill out

Your girl was all over your balls last night at that party

Man, why you all up on my balls, I already said sorry

Dude, get off my balls about it

by ptree March 26, 2008

Quit swingin my balls

Means leave me alone and quit harassing me.

Hey woman, quit swingin my balls.

by wes12345 February 27, 2007

Buttered the back of my balls

To soil your pants so badly it coats the unfortunate persons testicles.

Oh no...we have to go.

What do you mean we have to go?

I just buttered the back of my balls man.

by EZD May 01, 2015

that made my balls stiff

A term said by Freddie from the British rock band "Queen" in a comedy skit. After gaining popularity on Instagram in late 2017, it has been broadened used as a term that can randomly be said to express any emotion really.

Could be used to describe amaze, or surprise without being the slightest bit 'homo'.

Phillip: How did you like my presentation Capri?
Capri: Wow Phillip, that made my balls stiff!

by MEGAMIND420 December 10, 2020