Hetero Life Mates

Two people of the same gender and heterosexual orientation who decide to be each others life partners, but asexually; living together but unromantically.

Diane and Mary decided that if they were unattatched by the age of 35, they would move to NY together and be hetero life mates.

by anon December 18, 2004

Muter

One who commutes to a college or university.

"Hey, those muters are totally not as cool as us rezzies."

by Matt Kerstetter November 20, 2006

miteshing

When someone constantly asks you to do something for him. In a very agressive way. The person doesn't stop until he/she reaches her goal.

Hey, how are you?

- I am getting miteshed. So hard!

or: - My boss is miteshing me, I am going to quit!

by Harjmeister June 21, 2011

best mates

The english/british term for best friends.

Prince Harry and Prince William are best mates.

by CaliPatsFan June 21, 2008

Ghetto Muesli

see "muesli"
a food composed of various grain, crumbs or other dirt, dust or tidbits found on the floor or behind or under cupboards, drawers etc

Ghetto muesli is da sheeznit, innit?

by Tom Gore October 24, 2007

Mute Job

A mute job is when somebody watching a music video presses the mute button on their remote in order to enjoy the beauty of the performer(s) rather than let the often annoying singing and terrible music distract the viewer...

Hey, have you seen that new Christina Milian video? Definite mute job I tell ye...

by Seek aka Powerslider October 21, 2004

face muted

When a person inadvertently touches the mute button on an Android cell phone while talking. This causes the person who face muted the caller to wonder why the person on the other line can't hear them. This is because when you place the phone too far from your face it activates the mute button.

Dude you face muted her and she can't hear you!

by runalicerun April 20, 2010