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kewl mule

the most osum way to explain a kewl situation. similar to the phrase "awesome possum" you can use it any time of day to describe kewl things
jon: hay, i just bought me self a horse

mikey: WOW! KEWL MULE!
by irock1234567 February 26, 2012
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christmas mule

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.
by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022
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Purse-Mule

A Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance at the mall with his Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance and made to hold significant-other's purse
My mom went to the mall with her Purse-mule, I mean my dad.
by AyatollahofDietCola November 13, 2010
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loop the mule

male masturbation, jerking-off, etc.
Man, this stripper is hot...I gotta go loop the mule.
by PJ75 September 16, 2007
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creek mule

The male version of a swamp donkey, very ugly and usually fat boy who hangs around and bars and clubs waiting for you sexually assault females who were too drunk to defend themselves.
by Creek mule 753 August 5, 2017
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Mortgage Mule

A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.
Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.
by Mamahipster December 26, 2011
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muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
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