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Muffed Up

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2
Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up
by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010
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Muffler

A cushy office seat designed to muffle your farts
Nobody can hear me farting in my cubical because I have a pretty good muffler.
by skidmarx88 May 4, 2011
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cum muffler

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.
I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?
by crapicarplips April 8, 2003
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Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.
As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.
by Spoodge March 11, 2008
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Detroit Muffler

While someone is tossing your salad you let out a hot, smelly fart in their face.
"She was my tossing my salad so I gave her a Detroit Muffler."
by emtsquared November 2, 2008
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muffet

If your hungry I have an all you can eat muffett.
by kitty 1280 July 8, 2014
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muffler

A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies
Your dad is a real muffler, eh?
by irascio January 6, 2008
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