Muffed Up

synonym for fucked up.

slang term that is often used on Call of Duty Modern Warfare 2

Alex: Dude what did Sam do?

Tyler: He cried after getting high

Alex: Thats muffed up

by Alex Hildenbrand May 6, 2010

Muffler

A cushy office seat designed to muffle your farts

Nobody can hear me farting in my cubical because I have a pretty good muffler.

by skidmarx88 May 4, 2011

cum muffler

Someone who rapidly dives headfirst into a masturbator's crotch to deflect the emerging cum before it hits the ceiling with an audible splat.

I'm ready to blow any minute...will someone please get me a cum muffler?

by crapicarplips April 8, 2003

Muffaroni & Cheese

A specially prepared pasta and cheese dish uncommonly found on restaurant menus. Similar to Macaroni and Cheese with one added ingredient... Pubic Hair.

As our waitress brought me my macaroni & cheese I was enlightened to find a short and curly hair in my dish. What a pleasant surprise the chef had prepared me Muffaroni & Cheese.

by Spoodge March 11, 2008

Detroit Muffler

While someone is tossing your salad you let out a hot, smelly fart in their face.

"She was my tossing my salad so I gave her a Detroit Muffler."

by emtsquared November 2, 2008

muffet

All you can eat pussy.

If your hungry I have an all you can eat muffett.

by kitty 1280 July 8, 2014

muffler

A man used as a cover for a lesbian. Think of it as a buffer for her carpet munching tendencies

Your dad is a real muffler, eh?

by irascio January 6, 2008