little motor syndrome

AKA LMS:
A result of little dick syndrome. When a man with a small dick purchases a car with a small engine (typically a 4 cylinder) and continuously boasts and brags of it's power and superiority; effectively projecting his personal shortcomings onto his car. In the end however, men will still think you're gay and only import sluts will pretend to be impressed, provided you're paying for them.

LMS sufferer: "The only reason Ford stopped producing the 2.3 was because it was better built and could be made faster than their precious 5.0 and Ford couldn't have a 4 banger outrunning their precious 5.0."
Real man: "....."
Other real man: "It's little motor syndrome, dude. Just nod and smile."

little motor syndrome by RemiTheGreat December 26, 2014

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack 

Two women, 69 position, Motorboating each others boobs

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack. Two women motorboating each other in the 69 position

69 Short Stack Motor Boat Rack Attack by FDAU01 November 19, 2010

challenger motor freight 

Cambridge-based trucking company known for their 100 km/h speeds. Owned by mr Einweeinie (Dan Einwechter, origin unknown) and directed by safety boss Bobby Can't go farther than Halfayard Halfyard.

They sport the usual Challenger Logo with a Red, Yellow and Blue flag. Their yard in Cambridge Ontario, is based on the same scheme as Super Dave Osborne's "Super Dave Compound".

There is a rumor going at Challenger that it was named after Bob Halfyard, who was "challenged" to run half a yard and couldn't go farther. Halfyard was half-challenged!

Challenger owns Cam Ditz (Hiltz), AGAIN! Motor Freight (Elgin Motor Freight), Motor City Sexpress (MCX) and Challenged! Motor Freight (Challenger Motor Freight).

The Challenger drivers are usually courteous but are the butts of many jokes. Usually they're called the Challenged Monkeys, Mentally Challenged, and Challengees.

Dan : I drive for Challenger Motor Freight!
Man : Good for you son! I drive for Swift!
Dan : SWING WIDE! IT'S A FUCKING TRAILER MAN!

challenger motor freight by Disgruntled Greyhound Driver November 19, 2006

Devacurrent Motor

Technically it is term for a dark skinned male that can stick his penis up his own asshole and produce a current to shock himself. If it is a Separately Excited DC Motor then it implies that his dick is shocking another man in the anus.

1)Jackie was shocked to find there was Devacurrent passing through her shunt.

2)Fred is dead after being raped. Investigations showed he had no resistance to the Devacurrent Motor.

Devacurrent Motor by Devacurrent August 7, 2008

trolling motor 

Trolling Motor-when a woman grabs a mans scrotum, stretches it out and pleasantly vibrates her lips against the stretched out region.Thereby, creating a sound comparable to that of a trolling motor on a boat.

Everyone agreed that Ashley's trolling motor could leave a man speechless and yearning for more.

trolling motor by Justin B.S. February 2, 2009

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13 

On April 13 you are aloud to motor boat anyone’s titties

friend: hey you know what day it is
friend 2: hell ya it’s National motor boat titties day - april 13

National Motor Boat Titties Day - April 13 by _Hannah_Baker___ May 25, 2018

wednesday motor 

A very well built and running motor.

This is usually because:

On Monday the worker is getting over the weekend.

On Tuesday the worker is looking to get home early for sex from the wife.

On Wednesday he is relaxed from the sex last night.

On Thursday and Friday he is ready for the weekend.

So Wednesday is the best day for a motor to be made.

"That old ford laser is a good car, nice little wednesday motor in it."

wednesday motor by Suic1de February 26, 2009