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When one nigger runs, all the other niggers within a 20-meter radius also run because they assume a white police officer is chasing him.
Bob: "Why do all niggers run together even though none of them committed a crime? It takes fucking forever to sort them out at the police station and half the time we just charge all of them with rape."

John: "Thats the relative motion nigger theory in full effect."
by anonymous March 11, 2022
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Multi-Motion

Multiple Negitive emotions all at once.
My freind betrayed me so now im have multi-motions and am going psychotic.
by Atjatta December 21, 2018
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Newton's Second Law of Motion

The law of force and acceleration states that an object depends upon the net force acting upon the object and the mass of the object. Also know in simpler words as an object's acceleration depends on the net force acting upon the object and its mass. This was done by thereal lola
Dude: Why is my car zooming?
Me, an intellectual: Because of the force and it weight and the Newton's second law of motion
dude: WHOA
by Thereallola November 14, 2018
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bowel motion

A bowel motion (or bowel action) is what results when a person defecates (see defecation), or passes solid or semi-solid material ('poo') from the anus.

Most people have one bowel motion ('poo') each day, but the usual range in the population varies from three or four bowel motions a day to one a week.

The type of bowel motions produced can be an indication of the health of the person passing them. For example, people who are constipated produce hard turds because their digestive system is sluggish and a great deal of water is absorbed in the large intestine from the 'poo'. On the other hand, people with diahorrea have watery bowel motions. If you notice blood in your bowel motions, you should see a doctor.

See also fecal mass.
Lara went to the doctor because she was constipated and hadn't had a bowel motion (or 'poo') for ten days. She normally went to the toilet to 'poo' once a day. The doctor gave her a laxative, and she had a bowel motion the next day.
by Boris2 February 21, 2009
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Brownian Motion

The random growling noises caused by the gut that warn the growlee a bathroom visit is imminent.
Colleague: "Jesus, that sounded like a tank driving past."

Growlee: "Actually that's just some Brownian Motion going down. I'm a ticking time bomb."
by RhythmJunky May 11, 2009
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cinder blocks in motion

When someone is attempting to wheel but can't. The idea is that while a wheel can move, a cinder block rotating doesn't get anywhere.
Guy 1: I asked Sarah out to coffee again, but she said she's still sick.
Guy 2: Dude, I saw her at the bar yesterday - you're just cinder blocks in motion. Move on.
by kinwa July 7, 2010
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newtons three laws of motion

1st law:an object will continue to be in motion unless another force acts upon it to stop it.
2nd law:Force=Mass*acceleration
3rd law:For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction.
Newtons three laws of motion come into play at a skatepark.
by KawaiiAnime October 27, 2003
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