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Monoseatologiphiliaphobia

The fear of people who love studying one legged chairs.
Todd has Monoseatologiphiliaphobia, which is why he stays away from Monoseatologiphiles.
by SiloueOfUlrin November 23, 2019
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Mooose

Verb: the act of Moooseing around usually defined by doing lots of research about Covid-19, or making reckless food while learning on Zoom. Another common symptom is many Amazon gadgets.

Noun: A certified OG that defines the laws of existence and singlehandedly fixes the world's problems.
Oh Jill? She's just Moooseing around, give her some antlers asap.

You know your in a mooosey vibe when you wake up with one foot completely off the bed.
by The OG Scrub March 31, 2020
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Moosa

A hot boy which attracts girls towards him, he loves everyone, is very caring, makes people laugh, is happy always loves everyone equally. He is hard-working and loves woman
Girl 1:Hey girl, who’s that hot boy over there
Girl 2: oh him, he’s Moosa
by Messi is the best 10 November 22, 2021
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Mardy Moos

When a grown adult takes offense to something, usually results in the lowering of the bottom lip, going quite and generally being a big baby. Also known as a "Watkin"
Not being Invited out with the boss for a drink and night out!
Being called Fat gets the mardy moos
by Napalm Tugboat March 18, 2011
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MESOS

Used when describing how you feel toward men in a sexual way. Never used with woman Used as a "me" in sentences.
Mesos need men
by adibidibi March 29, 2003
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monosexual

mono- meaning one indivdual/independent
a term used for people who aren't attracted to anyone. Men or women. They DO NOT like animals so do not be gullible and believe in that. Some may but that is a TOTAL different defintion. These people are very arare and ARE NOT SIMILAR TO ASEXUALS. These reason why is because asexuals are that some men or women may be involved in a relationship which obviously.
It's a bit confusing because a monosexual is similarily the opposite of a pansexual and a asexual. But a asexual is opposite from a pansexual and a monosexual can be similar to a asexual but different.
*Monosexual can feel like transsexual so do not think that they are opposite because it is possible.
guy1: this girl techinally told me she was a lesiban
woman1: what do you mean techinally?
guy1: well, i asked her if she wanted to go out and she said sorry i am not interested in men.
woman1: you are a idiot! why would you just assume she is a lesiban? she could be a asexual. or a monosexual.
man1: a monosexual?
woman1: yes you fool. i am assuming she is a monosexual. which means she doesn't like men or women at all
guy1: so does that mean she likes animals

woman1:no
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molostache

a molostache would be a..say...barley there moustache..maybe a bit of hair on the upper lip..but not enough too call a moustache..
holy shit! did you see that doods molostache??!
by z e r o September 4, 2006
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