Mermaid Tampons

A slang term for Fish Sticks, alluding to the fact that they resemble Tampons and are made of fish. Something you might find in a Mermaids purse when she is menstruating.

"We drank 2 cases of beer and ate way too many Mermaid Tampons last night.".

"Jane likes her Mermaid Tampons with Tartar sauce, Bob likes his with ketchup...because Bob is a sick bastard...".

"Make sure you flip your Mermaid Tampons in the oven - or they may not cook well and give you the ass worms!".

by Mr.Ages September 14, 2010

Mermaiding

A fandom in which a woman (or more rarely a man) either buys or makes a mermaid tail for the purpose of swimming in pools, lakes, or just posing on the rocks, usually while being photographed. Occasionally done with other mermaids.

Hannah got her new tail in last week and can't wait to go mermaiding in it.

by The Neo-Architect April 4, 2011

jo moma

a stupid way to say yo moma as an insult

dude: oooh jo moma so dumb
other dude: shut up dumbass

by PlayDohMan July 5, 2004

man marmalade

White, sticky fluid that ejaculates from the penis. Also called semen.

As I was screwing Rob's hot girlfriend, I pulled out and shot man marmalade on her face, giving her a cumstache.

by Poppa Large June 9, 2005

mermazing

mer*maze (verb) mer*mazed
mer*maze*ing(adjective):
(verb)
1.) To transfix with astonishment. (Mezmerize + Amaze)
(verb)
2.) To gaze(look) at mermaids.
(adj.)
3.) To affect with transfixing sudden wonder or ashtonishment.

That fireworks display was mermazing. That lady did a mermazing number of backflips!

by Needham Martin May 14, 2007

mormanity

Another word for mormanism, just a little offensive.

i liked you until you converted to Mormanity! This is Insanity!

by Master Zula June 29, 2011

mormanon

Morm-anon is a worldwide fellowship that offers a program of recovery for the families and friends of Mormons, whether or not the Mormon recognizes the existence of a problem or seeks help.

"After leaving the Mormon cult, Mormanon helped me recover from the cult and work to become normal again.

by Kelboduke July 3, 2015