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Floyd Morrison is the Most Godly human to ever exist there no changing my mind and if you testify me than you will be banished to the realm of forgotten Freshman.
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Phil Morris- A term used by a vast number of Eastern European woman to describe a man of very poor quality. Usually a very dishonest, treacherous individual. One that will say anything he thinks a female wants to hear , declarations of love, marriage proposals , in order to obtain whatever it is he seeks. Meanwhile he is doing the same thing to numerous other women at the same time. Similar in definition to the word lethario. As in "I would think twice before I got involved with him .He seems like such a Phil Morris."
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If your only purpose in life to making CO2 and turning food into feces
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My friend Damian is morbidly obese. He spends all day sitting around watching the price is right and eating bonbons. He is a fat mess. He is too fat to fit in our canoe.
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person 1: she just dumped me..
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
person 2: well your in a band, so just go all alanis morissette on her and write a kick ass song about how much she sucks.
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