moose

a verb, describing the action of laying around, watching tv, eating chips and bear on the couch, convelescing from a hangover, being lazy, etc....
Also can be used as a noun, describing a person who is partaking in the actions noted above.

Get up, you fucking moose! I'm tired of seeing you moosin' all fucking day!Do the dishes!

by none of your damn business November 17, 2003

moose

when someone burps everyone yells 'moose' and the last person to call gets punched by every one

'BELCH' - "MOOSE" "MOOSE" "MOOSE"

thump

by hairy wild man May 3, 2008

moose

large deer like animal very slow and dim witted
also used for an insault

ah look over there, a moose

ah u stupid moose you dont know what ur doing!!!

by RANDOM-ZERO September 17, 2005

moose

a slang for the female genitalia, getting its use from the internal female reproduction organs resembling a moose or some other type of horned creature.

oh my gosh, the female reproduction totally resembles a moose!

by dinosaur16 September 20, 2010

Moose

A mammal that likes to have sex with women on craigslist.

Did you hear about the Moose on the news that got shot by a hunter when he found out the Moose was having sex with his 12 year old daughter?

by Chicken42017 September 16, 2010

Moose

a Ultra Noob

He pulled a "Moose"

by v ViiRuS x December 22, 2010

moose

a big dumb ass that mooches off you, loves the soul pole, drinks all of your beer and then wants a ride home. example (Tim that lives in cincinnati)

That fucking moose drank my last beer.
That moose likes giving rusty trumbones for bus tokens.

by ricky323 May 12, 2006