Molestache

A certain type of moustache worn by people who either are or will be on a list of local sex offenders.

"Dude look at Captain Crunch's molestache, he totally touches children."

by the cotck August 20, 2009

moosetits

crazy, not in touch with reality, confused

andy is moosetits if he thinks he's funny

by obvsly September 11, 2008

mousetrap thomas

while a girl gives you head you shit your pants and the girl gags on the smell of the shit and throws up on your dick.

"omfg dude guess what?!"

"what?"

"I gave Betty a moustrap Thomas last nite and she was puking for hours!"

by Todd January 15, 2005

molesting the monkey

Much like choking the chicken, or stroking the salami.

Person 1: I was molesting the monkey while you were
sleeping.

Person: You are one sick fuck.

by Hitlers Private September 20, 2005

role-molesting

Role playing while molesting; most commonly associated with molesters who have an affinity for foxes.

Joe was role-molested by a molester who really liked Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.

The police found the suspect role-molesting in an Oompa Loompa costume.

by nnstrikesagain June 11, 2010

Child molester

A sick individual that preys on super young children by touching and or molesting too receive sexual pleasure Charlie W. Peshoff is one of these child molesters and Dana M Holshouser-Penrod, Shelby M Penrod, James R Penrod, Megan J Penrod, Dakota J Penrod all support this child molester which that makes them one as well. They should all rot in hell and will.

He’s a child molester but I love him because he gives me his paycheck and I can’t survive without someone else’s money I’d never make it on my own I don’t know how to work he loves me and my kids he sometimes feels a little too much on my daughter but I wouldn’t let it get to far he knows that as long as I’m getting money I’m happy and so are my kids.

by Shelby Marie Penrod/Faulkner August 12, 2019

Ball bearing mousetrap

A tomcat.....think about it.
This is an old slang term for an unaltered male cat

I had a bit of a rodent problem in my kitchen so I went down to the pound and got a ball bearing mousetrap.

by Pogo56 April 26, 2009