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hoy mojo 

Hoy voy a tener relaciones sexuales
Situación: sábado por la noche, un chico en una discoteca a altas horas de la madrugada, dándolo todo en la pista y se pone a hablar con una chica que afortunadamente le sigue el rollo, entonces piensa ("¡hoy mojo!")
hoy mojo by traleebah October 29, 2015
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Fat Chick Mojo

The power of attraction to overweight girls. It turns a perfectly rational man into a bumbling fool attracted to the biggest girls in the place. Once hooked, the mojo will can never be forgotten.
Dave went out on a booze cruise and got drunk. He woke up on someones lawn. In his pocket were picks of him anf a fat girl who was also on the cruise. He caught a case of Fat Chick Mojo
Fat Chick Mojo by D Bills October 9, 2007

solo mojo 

in the age prior to cougar, most commonly known as the puma era, women who are denied coital pleasure by their spouse/significant other discover their solo mojo.
wow. really?
10 years ago i would mention nipple and you would chase me all night...
now i show you and you turn sports center up.
gonna go get my solo mojo on.
solo mojo by jester jax October 9, 2010

The IT Mojo Jojo

A highly superior being. Part of an elite group of 6 formers, famed for his public speeches and his 'very english' sense of humour.

Can be found lurking in the dark shadows waiting to critise anything that moves, or indeed, doesn't. Alternatively, can be found doing shite dancing, to the YMCA. The term shite would suggest the dancing is not very good.

Is a big fan of Morrissey and The Smiths and has a very ambigious sexuality.
'The IT Mojo Jojo's hair is looking quite bad today.'

Me: 'Wow'
The IT Mojo Jojo : 'No, it is not wow.'
The IT Mojo Jojo by Kake December 23, 2004

awkward turtle mojo 

Describes the state of constantly being in "awkward turtle" mode; suspecting oneself of being the cause of many awkward moments many times per day.
Girl: It's the first time I kissed a boy, but our braces got stuck together for two hours. Then his dad - who's a Baptist pastor - found us together in his room with our lips locked. We finally got unstuck because his dad ripped us apart. Then in walking home, a escaped monkey pantsed me, and a tourist saw the latter part and looked at me like I was crazy. Then I tripped on a rock and fell into the arms of this really hot guy (with my pants still down).

Other Girl: Man, you got some major awkward turtle mojo goin' on.
1) A purely positive reference to the many skills and abilities of a homosexually-inclined man or woman. In the extreme (stereotypical) sense of this expression, these two words may refer to the charms of Gay men (as decorators, artists, chefs, trend setters, and masters of taste) or Lesbians (excelling in sports or mechanical abilities).

2) For someone attracted to the same-sex, this expression refers to their almost magical ability to get another man or woman in the sack.

3) The intuitive ability of one Gay person to sense the presence of another Gay person through Gaydar.
Example 1: The show Queer Eye For The Straight Guy is all about the Fab 5's homo mojo. Like the song at the beginning of the show says, "all things just keep getting better" with the crew of Queer Eye.

Example 2: Brad really does know just how to keep those home fires burning with his husband John...even in the bedroom...after 15 years!..Can you believe it?!? I need a little of their homo mojo to set my own sheet on fire with Paul.

Example 3: In a crowded room of people, Pete has a real knack for picking out most of the fellas who happen to be sausage hounds. I wish I had that much homo mojo in my back pocket.
Homo Mojo by Happy Wolf December 29, 2006