Who Wants to Be a Moronionaire

A game show parody hosted by David Zinkin on alt.tv.game-shows from February to August of 2000 to combat the idiots of the group. It is a satire of the hit ABC quiz show Who Wants to Be a Millionaire. Spoofs of many classic game shows were part of this satire.

Keep feeding trolls and posting things you can't prove, and you'll wind up on Who Wants to Be a Moronionaire!

by Moronionaire fan April 26, 2005

Moronke

Probably the most beautiful girl that anyone will have ever met in this world. She's sexy, cute, funny and absolutely amazing.

Guy 1: Moronke is so cool dude.
Guy 2: Really? How?
Guy 1: She once gave me a blowjob. I mean who does this? Who blows their friends nose for them?

by Draconemenz January 21, 2011

Moronism

A way of living where only those things that you don't like can possibly be stupid, and anything you do must be right and therefor not stupid, no matter how idiotic and ridiculous it really is.
Moronism encompasses closed-mindedness, hipocrisy, racism, and ignorance, and usually a follower of Moronism shows at least two of the above.

If someone (let's say he's a white guy) tells it's wrong to marry someone of another race but secretly has a girlfriend who's black.

If someone opposes something for no reason, and even if someone proves him wrong 600 different ways he still won't even think of changing his mind.

by El Eduardo November 21, 2004

oxy moron

two words in a phrase that are opposites

millitary intellegence

canadian army

british honor

honor among thieves

living dead

jumbo shrimp

TOP 51 OXY MORONS
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51. Friendly Fire
50. Act naturally
49. Found missing
48. Resident alien
47. Advanced BASIC
46. Genuine imitation
45. Airline Food
44. Good grief
43. Same difference
42. Almost exactly
41. Government organization
40. Sanitary landfill
39. Alone together
38. Legally drunk
37. Silent scream
36. British fashion
35. Living dead
34. Small crowd
33. Business ethics
32. Soft rock
30. Military Intelligence
29. Software documentation
28. New York culture
27. New classic
26. Sweet sorrow
25. Childproof
24. "Now, then ..."
23. Synthetic natural gas
22. Christian Scientists
21. Passive aggression
20. Taped live
19. Clearly misunderstood
18. Peace force
17. Extinct Life
16. Temporary tax increase
14. Plastic glasses
13. Terribly pleased
12. Computer security
11. Political science
10. Tight slacks
9. Definite maybe
8. Pretty ugly
7. Twelve-ounce pound cake
6. Diet ice cream
5. Rap music
4. Working vacation
3. Exact estimate
2. Religious tolerance

And the Number one top OXY-Moron . . .

1. Microsoft Works

by shawn im so kool October 28, 2005

UD moron

A person who abuses the system on Urban Dictionary,by doing any of the following things:

1.Writing definiations for the purpose of causing offence to a person or people

2.People who make up words in five seconds and put them on Urban Dictionary to try and pass it off as common slang

3.People who give definitions on Urban Dictionary the thumbs-down,even though the definition is absoloutely true.

Dude,WTF is up with you?Why'd you give that soad def the thumbs down?Soad DOES stand for System of a Down!Jesus,you're such a UD moron!

by Never-you-mind November 3, 2007

moron

1.A person lacking in the areas of significant cognition or logical constructs.
2.A person who lives for the singular purpose of tyring to ruin the best parts of life for others by subintellectual activities.

by Only human November 1, 2003

moroccan vaginacorn

A sex act consisting of an ear of corn covered in cayenne pepper, inserted vaginally. Immensely painful but, some say, immensely pleasurable. Originated in Morocco, where women would put Moroccan vaginacorn in their couscous, due to its uniquely pungent flavor after being used.

Mmm, this couscous is really good. Did you make your own Moroccan vaginacorn to put in it?

by Chiroxiphia July 20, 2010