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Cement Mixer

When a man slides his erect penis inside a woman's vagina to full length and begins to rotate his hips in a 360 degree circle, essentially stirring the juices inside her. Centrifugal force causes the penis to shift in in the opposite direction of the rotation. This is best done without a condom however, as the centrifugal friction may cause the condom to shift and/or break. You've been warned!
I attempted the "cement mixer" whilst my lady was cumming and she flooded the bed! Thank god the sheets weren't high thread count!!
by CriscoShortnin May 29, 2021
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semen mixer

A Gay Pride fund-raising party or charity gala, where donations typically derive from wealthy, older gay men who attend in order to prey on the younger, poorer ones.

Only superficially resembling a party, these events tend more to emphasize social networking and jockeying for position within the local community. As the term implies, these events are often given over-the-top sexualized themes, if only to attract many attendees while simultaneously distracting them from the fact that there's no actual partying or sex going on.

The opposite of a semen mixer is a bachanal.
That party we'd heard about turned out to just be a semen mixer. It was like a box social from the 1930's combined with a women's sewing circle. We just left early and rented a movie instead.
by Limbo Fox August 7, 2011
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Mixer Upper

A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.
Amy: What’s up?

Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.

Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.
by builtforspeed July 25, 2018
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The cement mixer

EnTake a shite in a woman’s box. Then get a hole cutter attached to a drill and ram It up while it’s spinning. And if you’re not happy with that, mix some nutty in and you have a cement mixer
Oh man if you want to do the cement mixer Shit in her box and put a hole cutter up. Her fanny will look like punched rissoto
by Thebigdaddyjeff September 6, 2020
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Mixers

Mixers are Little Mix fans and they are so sweet they Stan Little Mix so much... but if you hate on Little Mix you better watch out! LITTLE MIX ARE BETTER THAN FIFTH HARMONY
The Mixers are so nice

I am a mixer and I love all of Little Mix
by fredsgco February 20, 2021
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Mixers

People who accept, love and support the queens that are Little Mix. Typically identified as gays, girls, guys and goddesses. Not a Guilty pleasure.
The Mixers are united in streaming their favourite songs Sweet Melody, Wasabi & Love me or leave me.
by mixerfreak October 30, 2020
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baby mixer

makes baby mix for the baby oven
lets make a baby with your baby mixer
by dickweeddobbler November 7, 2022
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