Mixer Upper

A person who purposefully sends mixed signals to confuse you regarding their true feelings and motivations.

Amy: What’s up?

Juan: I’m trying to figure out WTF is up with Lola. Yesterday she said she liked me and wanted to hook up tonight, but today she’s ghosting me.

Amy: Lola should be on a HGTV show called Mixer Upper.

by builtforspeed July 25, 2018

Tea Mixers

Tea Mixers are that part of the fandom that always spills tea and they are active in the Drama. They are more careful with words than Petty Mixers. They hate Cupcake Mixers but we cant blame them even PopCorn Mixers hate Cupcakes

These two are Tea Mixers they are always spilling tea

by Steph Pinnock April 28, 2018

Amish cement mixer

When you open the cavity of your partners rectum and pour in cement. In lieu of water you piss in their cement filled cavity and proceed to fuck them in the ass to mix the cement, much the way Amish churn butter.

“Dude, did you hear Jeremy gave Carol the Amish Cement Mixer?”
“Man, shut the fuck up. It’s her funeral and Jeremy is still cemented in her ass”

by Niggarific1 August 02, 2023

Comedy Mixers

House double normally Vodka and then the buyers choice of a "comedy Mixer" such as a Blue Wicked. 1x bottle for 3 to 4 mixers.

A group of pricks that want to get wankered as quick as possible "Ankle Grapper" Bailey's with Tequilla.

by Kevin October 28, 2003

for the mixers

Used to describe a person who isn't half wise. A complete nut job whose only chance of redemption is to visit the mixers or the men in white coats.

That Seamus fellow is for the mixers. He came to work today wearing two ties and odd shoes.

by Gunggung December 05, 2013

Mudslide mixer

When you're butt to butt with someone special, shooting diarrhea into each others anus'

Me and Binky love getting mudslide mixers.

by Jason mcgregor October 17, 2021

Concrete Mixer

The act of sprinkling sand, cat litter, or actual quick-dry concrete mix into a female's anus to increase friction, then ejaculating, creating concrete. A professional version would involve allowing said cat litter, sand, or concrete mix to enter your urethra, ejaculating dried concrete.

Bro, I gave this girl a concrete mixer last week; she hasn't talked to me since.

by GangsterSandwich September 15, 2016