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the murder mitten

n. The state of Michigan. Named such due to its shape and frequency of murders, particularly in Detroit and Flint.
The Murder Mitten is not as bad as D.C.
by roller May 29, 2005
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Stinky Mitten

When you insert your entire hand into the eager anus of another.
I gave Greg a stinky mitten when he bent over to pick up his tattered underwear.
by Honji Doctor June 26, 2010
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fart in a mitten

When somthing is bouncing off things uncontrollably, or constantly bobbing around
by debit_dave December 26, 2007
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squish mitten

a vagina, pussy, or any other connotation you can think of.
by Jammal Taylor April 29, 2008
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Kitten mittens

When a woman does not wash her hands after using the bathroom.
Chenetha saw Judy walk out of the bathroom with kitten mittens.
by Chenetha C. November 9, 2018
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tossing mittens

the act of vomiting
"Dude, after those ten jagerbombs i saw buzzy tossing mittens out on the deck"
by cribsy February 4, 2009
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mitten

little (young) cat. Furry feline that resembles an oven mitt fur-wise.
by baluba December 27, 2005
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