Misconscrew

Deliberate misinterpretation of a subject; Useful tool for political speech writers to misrepresent facts; Choice to misunderstand or to created misinformation for personal motives; Creating a "strawman" in an argument to alter the truth; Misread on purpose; Take in the wrong sense deliberately.

Commonly confused with "misconstrue" which does not imply deliberate misunderstanding.

"The senator's speechwriters chose to misconscrew his opponent's words to make them appear to mean something they clearly did not."

"She misconscrewed his meaning to create a strawman to attack rather than confront his true meaning directly"

"Although he knew exactly what she meant, he misconcrewed her meaning to avoid discussing her feelings, instead focusing on something completely unrelated"

by Siagiah Karlsson December 14, 2006

Misconstrued

To have a person or someone fucked up

He thinking I'm soft he had me all misconstrued.

by beach boi September 13, 2018

previous tenant mischief

When the person who lived in your apartment before you moved in keeps the key then comes back shortly after you move in and steals small items of seemingly little consequence such as a pair of socks, camera memory card, package of hotdogs, or a pocket knife when plenty of things of much greater value are lying around. They may also leave a telltale sign that something is amiss such as leaving the light switch on, but turning the lamp off.

Aaron: Hey, Emily, were you in my room at all today?
Emily: Nope, why?
Aaron: Cuz someone turned off my lamp, but not the light and my camera memory cards are missing.
Emily: Darn previous tenant mischief

by they call me fluffy March 20, 2010

misconfuckulation

something that makes no sense what so ever; a freak of nature; something so horribly wrong, that cannot be described in any other way; beyond fucked up; a complete misconfuckulation :

ex. #1
Dude! That's one hell of a misconfuckulation!

ex. #2
Dude! That's so misconfuckulated!

by Oddo February 21, 2009

miscolt

To take for granted.

I miscolted all the times you would call me and buy me chocolate. I never realized how much of an amazing friend you were... and now you're gone.

by meloctopi August 6, 2009

Misconstrupiate

When you get a two words mixed up with another

That meal was delicitous! (Delicious + Delicacy)

No, you misconstrupiated the word delicious..

by Noeth Caerline November 11, 2009

Miscum

- To accidentally ejaculate

*WARNING: Not to be mistaken with your sexiest English teacher, Miss Cum.*

John miscummed when his hottie English teacher Miss Cum bent down to hand out worksheets.

by Pseudonym0112 December 29, 2010