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Miscotinous

A person who is smart but acts like an idiot
Tom is so miscotinous
Miscotinous by Wefh August 19, 2018

Misculture 

shorthand for disillsionment or dissatisfaction felt because of misleading mass media or political figures.
Akin to frustration, anger, confusion, etc felt when one is lied to/hoodwinked by a power figure in mass culture.
Word is derived from belief that mass culture should be constructive, not manipulative or deceptive.
"Who do you think you are going to vote for in '08?"
"I don't know, I feel flooded by all the misculture in those political ads"
Misculture by Chaos&Comedy January 4, 2008

Miscontextion 

One one misconceives what another person has just texted them. This may occur by either misspelling a word or by a lack or misunderstanding of the emotion associated with the comment.
An Example of Miscontextion:

Person 1: *texting* hey hws it goin?

Person 2: its goin good i just watched niga playing ASS

Person 1: omg, you watch your mouth! and stop watching that dirty stuff!

Person 2: No no no! i mean nigahiga, in agents of secrt stuf

Person 1: o! im sorry, i miscontxted you
Miscontextion by wordwanderer October 22, 2011

Miscontraception 

When one or both members of a couple mistakenly believe that their condom has been punctured due to fierce intercourse.
Woman 1: Oh my goodness. I need a morning after pill. I think his condom broke last night!!
Woman 2: Honey, don't even worry about it. It was probably just a miscontraception. We've all made that mistake.
Miscontraception by kawoookoo November 7, 2009

Miscottinous

A person who is smart but acts dumb
Tom is miscottinous
Miscottinous by Wefh August 19, 2018

miscontamination 

when one intends to contaminate forensic evidence, but royally fucks it up
"Damn bruh, that's some good miscontamination."
miscontamination by bigGTuckaz October 14, 2021
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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