miscolt
To take for granted.
I miscolted all the times you would call me and buy me chocolate. I never realized how much of an amazing friend you were... and now you're gone.
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Misculture
shorthand for disillsionment or dissatisfaction felt because of misleading mass media or political figures.
Akin to frustration, anger, confusion, etc felt when one is lied to/hoodwinked by a power figure in mass culture.
Word is derived from belief that mass culture should be constructive, not manipulative or deceptive.
Akin to frustration, anger, confusion, etc felt when one is lied to/hoodwinked by a power figure in mass culture.
Word is derived from belief that mass culture should be constructive, not manipulative or deceptive.
"Who do you think you are going to vote for in '08?"
"I don't know, I feel flooded by all the misculture in those political ads"
"I don't know, I feel flooded by all the misculture in those political ads"
Misculture by Chaos&Comedy January 4, 2008
Miscontextion
One one misconceives what another person has just texted them. This may occur by either misspelling a word or by a lack or misunderstanding of the emotion associated with the comment.
An Example of Miscontextion:
Person 1: *texting* hey hws it goin?
Person 2: its goin good i just watched niga playing ASS
Person 1: omg, you watch your mouth! and stop watching that dirty stuff!
Person 2: No no no! i mean nigahiga, in agents of secrt stuf
Person 1: o! im sorry, i miscontxted you
Person 1: *texting* hey hws it goin?
Person 2: its goin good i just watched niga playing ASS
Person 1: omg, you watch your mouth! and stop watching that dirty stuff!
Person 2: No no no! i mean nigahiga, in agents of secrt stuf
Person 1: o! im sorry, i miscontxted you
Miscontextion by wordwanderer October 22, 2011
Miscontraception
When one or both members of a couple mistakenly believe that their condom has been punctured due to fierce intercourse.
Woman 1: Oh my goodness. I need a morning after pill. I think his condom broke last night!!
Woman 2: Honey, don't even worry about it. It was probably just a miscontraception. We've all made that mistake.
Woman 2: Honey, don't even worry about it. It was probably just a miscontraception. We've all made that mistake.
Miscontraception by kawoookoo November 7, 2009
miscontamination
miscontamination by bigGTuckaz October 14, 2021
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Respectfully
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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crunchy
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
Modified derivative of granola.
murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.
A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.