miscolt

To take for granted.

I miscolted all the times you would call me and buy me chocolate. I never realized how much of an amazing friend you were... and now you're gone.

by meloctopi August 6, 2009

Miscotinous

A person who is smart but acts like an idiot

Tom is so miscotinous

by Wefh August 19, 2018

Misculture

shorthand for disillsionment or dissatisfaction felt because of misleading mass media or political figures.
Akin to frustration, anger, confusion, etc felt when one is lied to/hoodwinked by a power figure in mass culture.
Word is derived from belief that mass culture should be constructive, not manipulative or deceptive.

"Who do you think you are going to vote for in '08?"
"I don't know, I feel flooded by all the misculture in those political ads"

by Chaos&Comedy January 4, 2008

Miscontextion

One one misconceives what another person has just texted them. This may occur by either misspelling a word or by a lack or misunderstanding of the emotion associated with the comment.

An Example of Miscontextion:

Person 1: *texting* hey hws it goin?

Person 2: its goin good i just watched niga playing ASS

Person 1: omg, you watch your mouth! and stop watching that dirty stuff!

Person 2: No no no! i mean nigahiga, in agents of secrt stuf

Person 1: o! im sorry, i miscontxted you

by wordwanderer October 22, 2011

Miscontraception

When one or both members of a couple mistakenly believe that their condom has been punctured due to fierce intercourse.

Woman 1: Oh my goodness. I need a morning after pill. I think his condom broke last night!!
Woman 2: Honey, don't even worry about it. It was probably just a miscontraception. We've all made that mistake.

by kawoookoo November 7, 2009

Miscottinous

A person who is smart but acts dumb

Tom is miscottinous

by Wefh August 19, 2018

miscontamination

when one intends to contaminate forensic evidence, but royally fucks it up

"Damn bruh, that's some good miscontamination."

by bigGTuckaz October 14, 2021