Milan

Arguably the most affectionate, handsome, tender-hearted and intelligent man you'll ever come across. That one person everyone knows and adores. Endearingly timid upon the first encounter, this Tamil King and language enthusiast surprises you with the BEST humor, the sexiest British accent, an overwhelming multitude of talents, and enshrines a heart abounding in compassion. This utterly attractive gentleman never ceases to enkindle light amidst the darkness with his captivating presence, and unmatched mindfulness. His special Pokémon abilities are accent imitation (*cough* Bauer), stealing Anahita's heart 24/7, all-things business, soothing an unsettled heart, and basically everything you can possibly think of. Hitting the gym, singing in a choir, art, playing the piano, fashion...You name it!

Yo, who's that snack over there in the yeezys?

That's my chella- I mean Milan!

Damn mate...That's SO Milan of you innit!

Thanks bro

I really miss azizam right now...If only I could stare in his dazzling eyes again.
Girl, you saw Milan 10 minutes ago.
So?

by His Gyaaaaaaal Hita May 19, 2022

AC MILAN

The actual worst italian team and was involved in a scandal

AC MILAN is so bad, they cheated and got caught

by spaghetti merchants May 25, 2022

Milan

2nd football team in Milan after Inter Milan. They are fucking dog shit and and their existence is pointless. Do not support them otherwise you’ll be considered an idiot. Everyone hates Milan.

Carlo: what team do you support?
Timothy: Milan
Carlo: are you fucking dumb? Do you have brain cancer? I’m gonna knock the daylight out of you you twat

by cawo February 2, 2022

Milan

Milan most likely Bi she leaves a spell on all the girl a black Queen she loves music ,she loves women more then men ,when she done with a girl she gone leave a spell on them there gonna still have , i guess you could say she got that magic touch. pronouns are she/her them/they

stank hoe : uhg Milan do to much
Milan BFF: Milan the baddies Bitch in here shut up hoe

by Milan thee baddies February 9, 2021

Milan

Milan is a girl with fiery passion, and has it out to get exactly what she wants, whatever means necessary. She'll lay low until you cross her path.

Oh and don't forget, she's all about female empowerment!

Milan beat the shit out of those guys!

by carmenshere April 3, 2021

Milan

A bit too sexy for my liking but when he is a monkey man I just wanna tail that motherfucker

Hey look it’s Milan over there but he is way too sexy for me.

by JesseWoolsey April 4, 2021

Milan

Perfect just the way you are (perfect in your own way)

Of course you're not like other girls, you're 'milan'

by Milrus May 16, 2021