midget rage

The anger midgets experience.

Joey Jordison has fits of midget rage.

by abbazabbadabbadooey October 30, 2010

punching the midget

a form of hardcore dancing in which you spread your legs shoulder width apart and punch downward, as if a midget angered you and you have to punch him in the face several times

Sid: instead of 2-stepping to the breakdown try punching the midget

by p0pt@rt April 30, 2009

midget digit

noun: a very small penis. Often used as a general putdown for males who actually have normal or even large peckers.

ed: hey dude, i heard you need tweezers to jack off.
fred: yeah, that girl you tried to screw last week told all her friends she needed a magnifying glass just to see if you were hard!
ted: and so, you have been revealed as the possessor of a midget digit!!
ned: damn! oh well, good thing my tongue is as long as my arm!!

by earpuller October 1, 2005

Angry Midgets On Acid

Midgets that are angry and on acid.

"Dude did you see those angry midgets on acid?!"
"Yeah man, they kept flipping me off and offering me acid."

by dixintha March 26, 2008

midget fist

To punch someone in the balls

If that dude doesn't shut up, I'm going to midget fist him and make him wish he had.

by Judas April 7, 2005

Midgetard

A person who is a midget and also a retard. Or, a person who may not be a midget, but acts like a retarded midget

"awww, look at that funny little midgetard"
or
"you loser, you're such a midgetard"

by Cocksucker December 17, 2003

Midget Porn

A category on certain porn websites that displays pictures and/or videos of midgets in action, usually with a normal size person.

-Hey David, did you watch some of that hot Midget Porn I told you about?
-No, I watched Game of Thrones instead.

by y0Sambo April 13, 2014