Steal-a-Meal

Whereby people bring large ziploc bags to Buffets (examples: weddings, corporate events, complimentary hotel brunches, casinos) or Buffet Restaurants for the sole purpose of stuffing excess food into the bags and 'stealing' it. This is usually accomplished by overloading one's plate at the Buffet and then surreptitiously tipping the contents of the plate into the ziploc bag. The ziploc bags are usually concealed in: ladies' handbags, men's briefbags, empty laptop cases, overcoats, children's strollers etc.

So what are we going to hit off the buffet tonite?

I spy U-Peel Shrimp. Cream Cheese Bagels with Lox. Vienna Sausages. Mini Quiches. Brownie Bites.

Did you remember to bring the Steal-a-Meal Bags?

Never leave home without 'em!

by sarasplayroom.com December 1, 2009

Eat a Big Meal

A Nic-name for famous, over weight singer Rita Mcneil. Or any other over weight person.

"Omg, look at Eat a Big Meal over there...she's freakin' huge!"

by COE40 August 24, 2009

Meal Swipe Madness

Every Saturday at SUNY Albany, everything in the campus center is meal swipe-able at 4pm hence the popular term meal swipe madness. Also used on Thursdays because the meal plan resets itself so you have to use or lose all your left over meal swipes.

Ashley: Are you going to meal swipe madness?!

Sammy: Of course!!!

Daina: Meal swipe madness is the best!!!

by brookpatonhailie August 28, 2010

prison meal

Any prepackaged, frozen or marginally edible or nutritious microwavable meal such as pot pies, rice bowls, TV dinners, etc. that can be rapidly fixed and rapidly consumed while in "lock down" at work all day.

Nurse: We are ordering a pizza. Do you want in?

Doctor: No thanks, I brought a prison meal from home.

by docsabre May 20, 2007

The Brown Meal

A meal that consists solely of foods (and sometimes vegetables) with colors ranging from white to dark brown. Considered to be the hallmark of the college student's diet. Often results in severe indigestion.

Jake: So what are you preparing for dinner tonight?
Me: You know.. Some fried chicken, linguine, gravy, mashed potatoes, maybe some artichokes.
Jake: Oh dear god... THE BROWN MEAL!!!

by J Grizzle July 12, 2009

Silver Medal

A term used to describe a woman that a man settled for.

The man ends up settling for just about any girl willing to be with him out of fear that he might end up dying alone. It means that the man was unable to attain the "gold medal" (the girl of his dreams) and ends up settling for any girl that is willing to be with him.

Jerk #1: Dude, why did you ask that girl out? Man she was uuug-ly!

Jerk #2: Michelle just broke up with me so I figured I'd settle for Lois. She's my Silver Medal.

by Elmer January 28, 2005

hacker meal

A meal consisting of Ramen noodles and energy drink. Sometimes, the person will actually cook the noodles in the energy drink and call it good, but mostly the person just eats the Ramen and drinks the drink. Ramen noodles are used because they're cheap and (somewhat) nutritious. Energy drink tends to keep the hacker up longer programming/exploiting.

The meal was originally proposed by a hacker/phreaker named BSOD

I have a loooong night ahead of me. I think I'm going to go make a hacker meal.

by AcesDoubled May 7, 2007