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Pie merchant

A fat person; someone who delights in he scranning of pies.

See also Boffer, Pie master Fat Pastie
Look at that fat pie merchant!

Shut your face pie merchant!
by MaddogMotherFucker June 24, 2005
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Stephen Merchant

Hot dude
i love him
he is pretty
i fangirl over him
i love stephen merchant
<3
Me- I love stephen merchant
Friend- No he is a nerd
Me- Good bye
Friend = dead
by omgomgomgiloveyou June 16, 2011
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meathanky

meat* - hanky**

* (flesh, living or dead tissue of an animal)

** (A soft item used to discharge into, whether it be mucus from the nasal cavity, or otherwise.)

Meathanky:

The orifice of a female mammal, usually the Vagina - (pronounced Vah-jinna.)

Can be used as an accessory to a variety of witty and charming pick-up lines, customarily followed by a slap in the face, forcible entry of foreign objects to the anal sphincter, or loud physical contact of hard objects to the proposer's testicular membrane.
"I wanna blow my cocksnot in your meathanky."

(Click to learn more about cocksnot.)
by BioMenace September 24, 2008
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Anal Merchant

1. somebody in the business of distributing the pleasure of anal.

2. somebody who takes part in anal so often that it becomes a job.
woah, have you seen craig lately? Anal merchant if i ever saw one... he is never away from ass..
by monkeescrotum October 13, 2010
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Blade Merchant

It's hard tae explain mate... It's like when ye come hame fae a night oot wi the troops after popping hexies aw night and this raj cunt fae muirhoose comes up tae your bit wi a knife wanting tae jib ye.
"Mate, stay awai fae that cunt, he's a blade merchant, he will pure slash ye"

"Ken mate, he's a bam"
by BeckyBoo21421995 September 4, 2016
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handling the merchandise

The act of masturbating in a grocery store while employing the merchandise to complete the act
"Clean up on aisle 3 in produce. Someone has been handling the merchandise and the avocados have been abused"
by von groovy September 15, 2019
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Merchant Banker

The slightly more polite way of saying a W@nk3r.
"My son's heading for a life in the pits; all he wants to do is be a merchant banker in the toilets.
by gilo December 2, 2004
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