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merp

A stupid word used by stupid people during awkward silences that actually means that the user of that word is a mangina derp.
*awkward silence*
Person 1: merp
Person 2: Dude.. Stop being a mangina derp.
by Poop Loop October 26, 2012
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Merpism

Merpism is the religion in which you say "merp" alot. Merp, is a very powerful word. it means ANYTHING!!!
to be a part of Merpism, you have to replace all non relevant words with he word "merp"
Merpist#1: how the merp are you today?

Merpist#2: im merpy good... merp about you?

Merpist#1: im OKAY... im starting practicing Merpism!

Merpist#2:...........merp..........
by merpinggoodtime October 30, 2010
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meeps

Today someone asked me about meeps, I've been asked this question many times. Sometimes it comes as, "What is a meeps?" or "What does meeps mean?" I think some people think its supposed to be a means of telling them to move, like a car. Or some others think its some sort of insult - but it's not! I swear, there is no secret hidden meaning.


Simply put meeps is anything you want it to be. Often intonation is the key to the meaning behind meeps. Say you're really annoyed, you can't just scream or have an "I'm annoyed" expression on your face, but you can say meeps like you're annoyed and your present state of being is well known. Or if you're really excited, letting out a meeps is a good way to express it.


Meeps can also be a name, for example my computer and car are both named meeps. It can be a filler, for example say you're thinking and someone is expecting some sort of response out of you - to stay them off from eating you up, just utter a meeps. You sound less dumb than an ....uhhh....uhhhh... and it will buy you some time.
Wussup meeps? - as a person
Lame ass meep. - diss
Meeeps!!!! - excitement
i think the point is .... meeps .... the point is to do x y or z. - used to fill space
by Aki September 30, 2004
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Merp

You: I just got a new dog!!!
Friend: she's adorable she makes me want to Merp!!!
You: Merp!!!!!!!
by Coolio365 December 21, 2013
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Merp

A noise that fat people make once in a while or while they are eating.
Average Sized Guy: Hey dude, can you pass the mashed potatoes?

Fat Guy: *Chewing* Ah'em! Merp! No.
by SupersizedWithADietSoda February 6, 2010
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Merp

A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!
Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?

Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP

Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see

Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.
by 'shwar January 3, 2011
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MERP

Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.
Jen: So how's your boyfriend?

Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.

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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?

Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.
by dvhendford November 20, 2011
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