Merp

A name given to people who are extremely energetic and also randy: A Massivley Energetic Randy Person!

Girlfriend's Friend: Why's your boyfriend running around the garden with a boner?

Girlfriend: We didn't have sex last night, so he's a MERP

Girlfirend's Friend: Ahhh I see

Girlfriend: After he's run around for a bit, i'll give him some lube and he'll be fixed after a few minutes in the bathroom.

by 'shwar January 3, 2011

MERP

Mutually Exclusive Relationship Person - Someone you are seeing but no labels have been established yet.

Jen: So how's your boyfriend?

Sarah: He's not my boyfriend yet, he's just my MERP for now.

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Ken: Dude, how's your girlfriend doing?

Alex: Yo she's not my girlfriend yet, she might be soon. For now, we're just MERPs.

by dvhendford November 20, 2011

Mero

That last name of a micronesian. Although they insist its pronouced 'Meh-ro', it is really pronounced 'Mee roh'.

Fucking mero's working at mcdonalds

by NotTrevorKudo July 9, 2009

merp

1. what rebel baby dinos say instead of rawr
2. what confused chicks say instead of meep or cheep
3. an alternative to mergh, which sounds horrid when said out loud

1. average baby dino: rawr

rebel baby dino: *smirks and rolls eyes* merp

2. hen: cheep.

chick: merp?

hen: cheep!

chick: merp!

hen: C-H-E-E-P!!!

chick: merp?

hen: *facepalm*

3. person 1: hey, wanna go see the jonas brother's concert with me?

person 2: merp... you're kidding, right?

person 1: ...

by immaNINJAandyou'renot October 24, 2010

marpoopial

The act of fucking an Australian in the ass.

I totally gave that Australian a marpoopial.

by nigsex7 October 12, 2011

merlog

An animal that's half log and half mermaid, hence the name. It can only be defeated by a bomb. It can also take down the man-bear-pig. It evolved into modern day trees.

Merlog: So yesterday i got 12 new cats named Jiffy, Phil, Wilma, Mr. Fuzzykinz and blahh blahh blahh...

Man-bear-pig: shut up!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! (he explodes)

by FajuKow! January 23, 2011

Meriod

The male equivalent of a period, followed by mood swings, irritability and headaches

Dude: Just fucking SHUT UP!

Dude: I'm sorry
Dude 2: What's his prob
Dude 3: He;s on his Meriod

by Pseudonym3456 March 27, 2015