Merkslet

Somebody that wears a weekday sweater, lacoste swimshorts and new balance sneakers

Omg, look at hime he is such a merkslet!!!

by Emiel133 July 21, 2024

Mergespace

When you enter subspace but particularly while playing Farm Merge Valley.

I've been merging for so long I entered mergespace.

by pepperbeex January 11, 2025

Robert Merkel

Straight white male

Robert Merkel is not using his girl friend as a cover up, he’s straight.

by OwenMerkel November 25, 2018

Caden mertes

A zulu worrier who packs heat all the time he is a member of the Latin kings street gang and spends his time smoking fags he don't like cats and he is a certified pimp with no plan going ahead in his life born and raised in the hood his favorite meal is build rabbit with fried chiken and grape juice

Caden mertes went to circle k in Streator and packed a bowl and smoked it with a 8 year

by The 325 legend September 18, 2021

Dylan Merkel

The most handsome sexy dude in the whole planet like omg where did this man come from. Everybody wants Dylan Merkel because he is omg awesome like 🤤

“Dylan Merkel is the most sexy man on the planet”

by Isomalt March 5, 2025

get merked

When a collegiate football team loses to Jake Merklinger and the Tennessee Volunteers

Pete Nakos is reporting that Kirby Smart and the Georgia Bulldogs are worried they might get merked this September.

by Josh Heupel April 11, 2025

Dirty merkel

Getting hit by a bus when having sex

I went on vacation and had a dirty merkel!

by hdf770 January 17, 2026