Mergoonison

(merr-goo-nis-uhn)Usually an exclamation of surprise; can also be used as a greeting.

Example 1:
"Mergooonison!" Billy screamed as he saw the kitten fall off the overpass.

Example 2:
"Mergoonison!" He exclaimed as he approached his friends.

by Micky T September 30, 2011

Mergitis.

When your school merges with a dump and your kid is soooo sick about he has Mergitis.

Dude. My kid's school merged and he is so sick with Mergitis.

by Rosieloubotin April 19, 2012

mergaling

The merging of two famous people's names into one

EX: Brangelina is totally the hottest celeb couple, and their name is such a cute mergaling!

EX: Bennifer is the mergaling name for Ben Affleck and J.Lo, but they have been broken up for a while now.

by ReinaQueen March 8, 2013

Merged

Getting it in with the best hand pre flop or on the flop, only to come to the realization as the turn comes, the donk is catching up, and its inevitable that he's being rewarded on the river

I shipped my stack preflop with AA, pray4spades snap called with A4 offsuit with A of hearts. The flop brought 2h, 3c, and 8d. The turn brings 4h, and on the river, Villain obviously spikes another fucking heart. You just got merged.

by InterwebzPojer January 2, 2014

Mergegasm

The sudden discharge of accumulated tension that occurs when successfully merging two git branches without any merge conflicts.

$ git checkout master
Switched to branch 'master'

$ git merge clean_up
Updating 3852b4d..ec6888b
Fast-forward
blue_octocat.txt | 1 -
octocat.txt | 1 -
octofamily/baby_octocat.txt | 1 -
octofamily/momma_octocat.txt | 1 -
red_octocat.txt | 1 -
5 files changed, 5 deletions(-)
delete mode 100644 blue_octocat.txt
delete mode 100644 octocat.txt
delete mode 100644 octofamily/baby_octocat.txt
delete mode 100644 octofamily/momma_octocat.txt
delete mode 100644 red_octocat.txt

Nerd 1: How did the merge go?
Nerd 2: Perfect, total mergegasm.
Nerd 1: Nice.

by gesq_ March 7, 2014

Mergurn

A silly name for Morgan or Morgaritas, like how Jerdurn is a silly name for Jordan. She's funny, nice, and needs staff on this one server. She has this friend who likes looking at inappropriate memes. (because why not?) She respects all, and she does good things.

Oh my god.... it's a MERgurN. (idk)

by Speed ;) July 13, 2017

mergen dragons

When two men ( preferably one being uncircumcised ) roll their penis skin over the others penis tip to masturbate together

The guy Brian I've been seeing is uncut and last night we did a Mergen dragons in the clubs bathroom.

by omoori August 1, 2017