big boy melon

a strong sexy beast

ooo hes hot whos that
his name is big boy melon

by givemehead5 November 25, 2019

Slaughter Melon

A watermelon that comes to your house and fucking murders you

Guy: Oh Shit! That's fucking Slaughter Melon!

Slaughter Melon: Die Bitch!

by Fatty Acids July 20, 2011

mellon arena

Where the Pittsburgh Penguins play

Also called the igloo.

by Scratch DJ June 9, 2004

Melonica

a very nice girl.

usually a name for a walking goddess.

possibly one of the cooliest girls on the face of the earth. they are so much fun to be around, but a downsides is that they are too fine for you.

one of the prettiest, smartest, cutest, evil, caring, funny, smart-mouth, talented, artistic, rioting, magic-weilding, punk, cute cheeks, puts-a-smile-on-my-face, amazing and most beautiful girls ever.

actually...shes one in a million.

yo man, check that chick out...wait, how do you pronunce her name again?

dude you seen Melonica today? Damn! she was fine as hell

you know Melonica? Lucky asshole.

by ridiichico May 1, 2009

melon boat

The strip club special.

Person 1: Did you get the melon boat? It was pretty revolting.
Person 2: Naw, I got me the spicy meat banana.

by Grand Funk Toaster Syndrome December 3, 2013

sex melon

A typical grocery store melon used for masturbation. Using a watermelon or cantaloupe a hole is cut so that a penis can be inserted. It is unknown if this can be replicated with autumn varieties of squash.

I will cut off your head and use it as a sex melon.

by Sexmelon January 15, 2014

Maldonado

The best Mario Kart player ever. The best looking guy in his school and smartest guy in his school. A good dancer, a loyal boyfriend or husband, can double wall backflip and is amazing at BMX. He is also very generous. He can also be quite kind at times but don't get on his bad side.

David: You're so good at everything, you're such a Maldonado.
Antoine: I know, I should change my name.

by KING DT November 7, 2018