Mr. Meaty

Mr. Meaty is a weird-ass show about ugly-ass puppets that work at a fast food resturant. The puppets are totally ugly. And the girl puppets are so damn creepy looking. In one episode, one girl had hert nose replaced with a rotting sausage that looked like a cock after her nose was destroyed. Pretty soon, food noses became the latest fashion.

Mr. Meaty is fucking full of guano.

by Wasabimoto April 1, 2007

Meatriding

When someone is annoying you or takes the side of someone else. or consistently arguing with you and always calling you 'wrong' or stupid' Commonly used when someone is making targeted comments toward you.

Friend 1: Man why are you so fat man? like bro is feasting every day gah damn.

Friend 2: Hop off my dick bro, why tf are you Meatriding?

by FunniManHeHeHeHa October 25, 2023

meatress

1. A mattress made of meat. 2. A progressive metal band from Marietta, GA, USA that existed from 2002-2004.

For God's sake, don't lay down on that meatress unless you want dogs to attack you when you get up...

by InsolentEnlightenedApe January 11, 2010

Meaty

1.Something that is fat
2.A penis too large for the bearer

"bloody hell, that's meaty you son-of-a-bitch!"

by The meatmister May 20, 2003

Meaty

A very attractive sexy man, with the full package of muscles and can lift you up.
He is also very tan, and has a bad ass personality.
He is the perfect man in your eyes.

mmmmmmmm he is SOoOoOoOo MEATY

by maddie P January 28, 2009

Meaty

It means you're not fat, but you don't have a body fat percentage of 0.

Chick: Hey babe, how do I look in this dress?
Dude: Great, babe. You look meaty.
Chick: Oh. Thanks, I guess.

by Pwincess L June 21, 2011

Meaty

When something is good

Hey! That new song is meaty!

by Al October 29, 2003