Polish meatloaf

The act of tying your neighbors penis in a knot

Yo, dude billy just gave Greg a polish meatloaf it was sexy as fuck!

by Jesus's butthole February 9, 2015

mississippi meatloaf

a recipe for meat-loaf made in mississippi.

my mom made us a Mississippi meatloaf for diner the other day it was great.

by MatureAcorn April 14, 2017

weasel meatloaf

When a woman agitates a weasel and shoves it up her ass and or pussy

Man 1: Did u see Ashley shove that weasel up her ass?
Man 2: Damn she a freak, she took that weasel meatloaf up her ass so hard

by Beilfetish May 20, 2018

Alaskan Meatloaf

A solo sex act in which one fills a bread tin completely to top with excrement, freezes it solid, turns it out on to a cutting board, bores a hole lengthwise, and makes sweet sweet love to the confection. Optional but recommended is ketchup-based lubricant.

"I heard Steve made an Alaskan Meatloaf last night! I've always been curious, but it sounds like a lot of cleanup."

by Tivo Del Nato January 31, 2019

Alabama Meatloaf

A vaginal infection given by a family member through incest.

“Dammit Billy, you done gave your mother Alabama Meatloaf.

by Skittleballs November 13, 2019

Tennessee Meatloaf

Tennessee meatloaf(given it has 3 different meats) is when a chick gets banged by 3 dudes of 3 ethnicities at the same time. One in the mouth, one in the B and one in V.

She wasn’t down for a spit roast she wanted all 3, so we gave her a Tennessee meatloaf.

by TheInserter February 1, 2022

Blue Meatloaf

The state of sexual desperation where a man would be willing to have intercourse with the most unpleasant looking vagina on earth. Combining the elements of blue balls and a vagina that looks like a meatloaf. Often used when female dommes keep their submissive men in chastity for so long, they would no longer care how they orgasmed.

No, I can’t let Fred out of his chastity cage tonight, because he’s blue meatloafing right now and I don’t have any rope to tie him down.

by Alana Riverwood May 13, 2022