Pre-mature E-betulation

When playing Texas Hold em, someone places a bet before their turn.

Dude, it is my bet. That is such a pre-mature E-betulation.

by TX-BWC August 19, 2010

m for mature

When something is so vulgar, sick, or violent viewer discretion is advised.

When that bitch blew me after my dick was in her butt that was m for mature

by SlinkyDickTheOriginalSimp July 9, 2022

Maturbate

The act of masturbating to mature porn.

Dude, the reason i like old chicks is because all i do is maturbate.

by DRxPwnstar June 25, 2010

Mauro

He’s a bitch ass nigga, no hoes, weird ass foo. Foo switched up on the city. Quiet ass annoying foo. Sucks at every game, and will always sell.

Why he acting like such a mauro

by Jdaslumpgod January 22, 2022

k cool real mature

a phrase said when something weird has happened, your waiting for something, someone tells you do to do something you dont want to or other things like that

"Honey, go clean your room!" - mom

"k cool real mature" - you

by marcus jensen September 11, 2007

IM mature

A word that by incorporation of seperation anxiety may create illusion of being mature, audibly interpreted as I'm mature; also applicable to synchronous messaging or restricted sites.

IM mature enough for messy messenger, mmm?

by Hercolena Oliver June 27, 2008

Matronizing

When a woman treats a man with an apparent kindness that betrays a feeling of superiority.

"If you are a good boy, ill make it worth your while!"

"Dont be so matronizing."

by Jessesolo April 19, 2018