Dark Matterhorn

A dark turd that is so long it curls up above the water and back down like a long rams horn.

Dude your not going to believe the Dark Matterhorn I laid last night!

What? Niiice! You dog! Who was it some european chick you picked up?

No you dolt!! It was a huge horn like turd I laid in the poop pot!

What? No way?! Dude, next time take a picture!!

by minuccp July 1, 2011

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all lives matter

a phrase used when one is physically unable to acknowledge that black lives matter

Trey: Black lives matter!
Andy: No, all lives matter! >:(

by DoctorFalcon September 11, 2021

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civil matter

In policing, a crime that the police cannot be bothered to deal with.

"Sorry sir, that robbery is a civil matter"

by Zamzara October 24, 2007

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Matter Of Pat

The greatest rapper within a 3 ft radius of his dorm room.

Yo, Matter Of Pat sucks, but I can't turn away!

by MC Squared December 5, 2004

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maternal unit

The female body that gave birth to a person who chooses not to recognize that female as their mother for whatever reason. A disowned biological mother.

Jennifer isn't my mother. She's the maternal unit that happened to give birth to me.

by LaDeena July 4, 2009

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