Mathsterbation is the act of masturbating when a maths problem or assignment becomes too difficult and/or tedious to complete. It is often practised when the subject has lost all hope in completing his maths and can see no other option.
Friend 1: Hey, what did you get for question 4?
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
Friend 2: *fap* *fap* *fap* Go Away!
Friend 1: Mathsterbation already? That's weak...
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Get the Mathin mug.Mathieu Fortin (noun): A master of finding discounts and sales, often referred to as the "Rebate King." Has a peculiar fondness for Ziploc bags, and is known to have an extensive collection of them. Never skips a night without eating a slice of toast before bed, claiming it's the secret to a good night's sleep. Overall, a quirky and thrifty individual who always finds a way to make the most of his resources.
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In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.
It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.
Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.
It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.
Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.
Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
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