math

the science of that which cannot be.

Asymptotes are not real, but they are in the world of math.

by carvahall December 7, 2011

math

1. a class we take because we hate ourselves

(from the Latin "mathis" meaning "Satan's Alphabet)

Person A: "I hate my life and I want to make it horrible"
Person B: "I know of a good math class..."

by Troy October 3, 2004

math

torture.

one of Lucifer's many ways of making us suffer.

resonable cause for suicide.

Nobody with any sense likes math.

Math sucks and i suck at doing it.

by Sunshine Dore July 1, 2005

math

when the fuck are we gonna use it in our lives?

person 1: did you do your math homework?

person 2: fuck no its a waste of time im gonna be a carpet installer.

by JST505 January 28, 2009

math

whoever invented it should be rotting in hell as we speak. Also the substitute for most common curse words.

This is bullmath! I mathing hate the mothermathers they can all burn in mathing hell ya mathing bitch. Math me I'm all riled up now so math your mathin mather mathing maths.

by Deltron February 12, 2004

math

gods way of punishing us

WHY GOD WHY!?!!@!$131#!#!

why did you give us math!?!?#$!$

by BE_PREPARED! September 14, 2007

The Math

A mate that knows exactly how to please your body. They
know just what to do and how long to do it and if there is ever any sex outside of the relationship then the 'math' is altered.

I bet she forgot the math..

by icould August 23, 2011