Martha Stewart

An evil, ugly, man-hating demon who runs a boring crafts show and makes millions from selling overpriced shit at K-Mart.

You cannot escape from the evil of Martha Stewart.

by AYB June 5, 2003

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March 3

People born on this day tend to be the sexiest most handsome people to ever roam earth. They are very attractive, Smart, Loyal, Clean, and never fail to make people stare. They have a lot of money and are perfect in every single way. People born in this month tend to get all the attention

Person 1: my birthday is next week
Person 2: yo I heard you are born on March 3
Person 1: hell yeah I am

Person 2: no wonder you’re so perfect in my eyes!!
Or

Omg is she dating the guy born in March 3rd??? She’s so lucky he’s literally perfect I want a March 3rd :(

by TheRealHoodBaby October 17, 2019

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March 10

March 10 is give your hoodie to a girl day !!! Doesn’t matter if she’s your friend, best friend, or gf . Give her a hoodie on this day (specially if it’s her birthday !)

Mia: hey cris it’s march 10 you know what that means ;)

Cris : what what ?
Also cris : I have to give you a hoodie!!! Here you go

Mia: awe you remembered

by iheartiheartganyu October 28, 2019

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March 6th

If you are born on March 6th then you are legally the best sexiest person ever. Ur a king and everyone will love you forever

Jonny S: I was born on March 6th
Taylor D: :) No wonder

by Thepredujuciememedealer October 21, 2019

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march 25th

this is the second saddest day of the year. this is the day zayn malik left one direction.

hey today’s march 25th, you know what that means. *locks self in room and cries in midnight memories.

by Katiewheeze69 March 25, 2020

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March 29

Give your friend a bag of chips

You:hey it march 29
Me:oh it is I’ll give you a bag of chips

by Stann.szaa March 14, 2022

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Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.

Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya

by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018

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