loop the mule

male masturbation, jerking-off, etc.
Man, this stripper is hot...I gotta go loop the mule.
by PJ75 September 06, 2007
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kewl mule

the most osum way to explain a kewl situation. similar to the phrase "awesome possum" you can use it any time of day to describe kewl things
jon: hay, i just bought me self a horse

mikey: WOW! KEWL MULE!
by irock1234567 January 29, 2012
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Purse-Mule

A Husband/Boyfriend/Fiance at the mall with his Wife/Girlfriend/Fiance and made to hold significant-other's purse
My mom went to the mall with her Purse-mule, I mean my dad.
by AyatollahofDietCola November 11, 2010
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creek mule

The male version of a swamp donkey, very ugly and usually fat boy who hangs around and bars and clubs waiting for you sexually assault females who were too drunk to defend themselves.
This motherfucker is a creek mule.
by Creek mule 753 August 05, 2017
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christmas mule

Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
Maria was pissed the dog was caught in friendly fire when Seth finished the Christmas mule.
by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022
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Drug Mule

Noun, cocktail recipe

Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups

Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.
Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.

Bar patron: Done.
by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019
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muffin the mule

a puppet character from a British children's tv programme of the 1950s
we all love muffin, muffin the mule.
by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
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